Michele Bachmann is Now a Swiss Miss, Condolences to Switzerland [VIDEO]

Michele Bachmann is Now a Swiss Miss, Condolences to Switzerland

Switzerland can no longer remain neutral. Unfortunately for them, Michele Bachmann is now a citizen of Switzerland. Flags were flown at half mast all over the tiny Alpine nation. According to Politico: Bachmann (R-Minn.) recently became a citizen of Switzerland, making her eligible to run for office in the tiny European nation, according to a [...]

An LGBT Thanksgiving With Michele Bachmann

Surviving Thanksgiving When Michele Bachmann Is Your Step Sister And You’re Gay

The other night I mixed some Dayquil with some pinot noir.  Big mistake.  I dreamed that I was at an NRA rally…dressed as a deer.  Ted Nugent chased me through a forest.  I’m still having flashbacks.So, this family holiday, DON’T mix your meds.  You could end up dreaming that you are Helen Lafave – the [...]

Bachmann to Socialists: You Dirty Republicans!

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Proving that she is truly a parrot, Michelle Bachmann latched onto a buzz word and is now applying it to every situation that pops up. Even though she doesn’t understand the word. Yes. Socialism. That very, very dirty word that Republicans like to label on people who disagree with them. It’s really a foul disgusting [...]

Tea Party Attempts to Break Up With Bachmann

Bachmann Dumped by American Majority

The Tea Party has officially dumped Michelle Bachmann. Well, officially “attempted” to dump Bachmann, with little success. Like a crazy stereotype girlfriend, Bachmann has ignored the break-up and continues to press on. It was a single sided break-up from what associates say, delivered by text message in a public place. To Bachmann, it came out [...]