Jon Stewart, Bill O’Reilly Poll Hijacked by Reddit Stoners

Apparently Daily Show slackers were too stoned to simply hop on the Internet, navigate to a webpage and click a button to vote in Bill O’Reilly’s online poll regarding who won his debate with Jon Stewart that aired Monday night on The O’Reilly Factor. Instead, they took the easy road and logged on the net, went to Reddit, ordered some pizza (no anchovies) and cracked open a box of Nilla Wafers, hatched a devious plan to rig the system, and then celebrated when it was over.

The Sperminator Schwarzenegger Admits to Fathering Child With Household Staffer

Apparently while Maria Shriver was defending her husband Arnold Schwarzenegger through allegations of sexual misconduct back in 2003, the soon to be “Governator” was likely getting it on with the help (hence our affectionate new nickname, “The Sperminator” – action figures coming soon). Obviously, he was having trouble keeping it in his pants so much so that he fathered a child with a household staffer 10 years ago. But what really takes the cake is…