The Sperminator Schwarzenegger Admits to Fathering Child With Household Staffer

Apparently while Maria Shriver was defending her husband Arnold Schwarzenegger through allegations of sexual misconduct back in 2003, the soon to be “Governator” was likely getting it on with the help (hence our affectionate new nickname, “The Sperminator” – action figures coming soon). Obviously, he was having trouble keeping it in his pants so much so that he fathered a child with a household staffer 10 years ago. But what really takes the cake is…