An Interview with GOP Frontrunner Mitt Romney

We caught up with Governor Romney at GM’s former Detroit home office, the Cadillac Place. RT: Thank you, Governor Romney, for sitting down with us.  Congratulations on your big wins in Arizona and Michigan.  Are you back to being “inevitable” again? MR: Yes, if only because the GOP has no real alternative.  I mean, have you […]

Police Body Slam Grandpa at Arizona Wal-Mart

Video games are the manna of every young boy’s exodus from reality. That’s why 54-year-old Jerald Newman was keen on treating his grandson to a couple of games when the family took a trip to Wal-Mart on the greatest shopping day of the year, Black Friday: a day to save and to engage in a […]

Earl Zimmerman for President: Fighting Against Communisism

Here is Earl Zim-Zimmermann and he’s running for de–, Republican de-… Here’s Earl Zimmerman and he’s running for Republican… Republican. His name, his name is Earl Zimmerman… His name is Earl Zimmerman and he’s running for Republican office! President to be exact! Why? Because of blood-sucking, worthless liberals who are “trying to promote socialism and […]

John McCain Says Illegal Immigrants Caused Wildfires

John McCain claims illegal immigrants have caused the devastating wildfires in Arizona. After touring the Wallow fire, which began on May 29 and has burned over 500,000 acres to date, McCain held a press conference Saturday in which he claimed that there was “substantial evidence that some of these fires are caused by people who […]