iQaeda: The New Threat

Thought it was safe to fly at last? Think again! Apple has decided to throw its hat in with Al-Qaeda officially. After years of rumors, they said “screw it, death to America!” Or in this case, Australia. In a surprise move, they have decided to start blowing up their iPhones on planes. I wish I […]

DROID RAZR attempts to SLICE the competition

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugLIkx1u5iY The new DROID RAZR phone has been out for a few weeks now but everyone still obsessed with the iPhone 4S and Siri. The only thing the RAZR seems to be doing is fly around cutting things in half and being the object of an elaborate heist. At the same time, Apple uses their advertisements to […]

Conservative Nightmare Gloria Allred Exists Due to Conservative Ideals

The Herman Cain Campaign needs to understand that they only have conservative ideals to blame for the existence of Gloria Allred. As new allegations of unwelcomed hands in crotches surfaced today by yet another woman, “activist celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred” finally threw her blazer in the ring as the representative of victim number four, Sharon […]

Comedian Brad Stine on Fox & Friends: Boys Invented Apple Computers

Conservative ideals produce virile strong men and liberal ideals produce wussy effeminate mama’s boys according to comedian and Gérard Depardieu stunt double Brad Stine. And with new statistics to back nothing up like the fact that more and more fully grown men are living at home with their parents Stine has concluded that the “wussification […]

Steve Jobs, 1955 – 2011 – Rest In Peace, Dear Genius

Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition … everything else is secondary.
– Steve Jobs

Rest in peace, dear genuis.

Steve Jobs
1955 – 2011

Rep. Ed Markey: The Republican Rapture is Coming! (VIDEO)

Just when you thought you escaped the rapture, it turns out it’s not over! Apparently, it’s still coming according to Representative Ed Markey (D. Ma.) who spole about the Republican Rapture in front of Congress today. Check out the video and remember to – “Vote Yes or No on Grandma!”