6 Jokes I wish I made in 2011

6 Jokes

   

The Daily Show Correspondents Explain: Political Parties – The Democratic Party

The Daily Show Correspondents Explain - Political Parties – The Democratic Party

The Daily Show correspondents have exposed the truth behind the facade of the Democratic Party which is that they are actually “in love with illegal gay Mexicans, Twitter porn and tree-hugging.” The correspondents also discuss what it’s like at a Democratic Party Picnic where you can get a little of everything including some of Jimmy [...]

Jon Stewart on Fox News Sunday with Chris Wallace

Jon Stewart on Fox News Sunday with Chris Wallace

Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com The kickoff to Jon Stewart on Fox News Sunday was a bit odd as Chris Wallace began by complaining, or possibly joking, about the trials and tribulations of being a reporter. He explained that he had done his duty and appeared on The Daily Show back in November. He [...]

Huffington Post Blogger Breaks Golden Rule: Don’t Be Douchey – Makes Andrew Breitbart Look Good (VIDEO)

Huffington Post Blogger Makes Andrew Breitbart Look Good At Netroots Nation Conference

Nobody draws a crowd like Andrew Breitbart. And nobody draws an angry liberal swarm like Andrew Breitbart. Simply his presence seems to incite those that see him as the fifth horseman of the apocalypse. At Friday’s Netroots Nation Conference, Breitbart made a cameo appearance showing up without the coveted press credential and attempting to enter [...]

UPDATE: Anthony Weiner Packs It In and Resigns Amidst Howard Stern’s Hecklers

Anthony Weiner Packs It In and Resigns Amidst Howard Stern's Hecklers

Anthony Weiner made it official today that he will be resigning from his congressional seat. In his nationally televised press conference held at Council Center for Senior Citizens in Brooklyn, Weiner addressed both his constituents and the nation: About 20 years ago, I stood in this very same room here at the Council Center and [...]

Suspicious Package Found At Weiner’s Office, Seriously

Suspicious Package Found At Weiner’s Office, Seriously

Oh the fun just never ends! Now a suspicious package shows up outside former Congressman Anthony Weiner’s congressional office. Get it “suspicious package”. What a knee-slapper that is! Yeah, see apparently a box of CDs mistaken for, oh I don’t know, a BOMB appeared mysteriously in front of Rep Weiner’s office shortly before he was [...]

Rush Limbaugh Blames Liberal Women for All Political Sex Scandals (VIDEO)

Rush Limbaugh Blames Liberal Women for All Political Sex Scandals

Apparently, Rush Limbaugh hasn’t left his sarcophagus since the 4077 were taking shrapnel in the 70s TV hit M*A*S*H. Now that Anthony Weiner has agreed to enter rehab, Limbaugh has taken this time to reflect on just how these politicians become sex crazed lunatics. And he has come to one simple conclusion; it’s the fault [...]

Bill Maher + Jane Lynch + Rep Weiner’s Sext Messages = BRILLIANCE

Bill Maher + Jane Lynch + Rep Weiner’s Sext Messages = Brilliance

WARNING: Uber-graphic and uber-hilarious Anthony Weiner sext message reading like it should be read! Get the kids out of the room! This is HBO raunchy humor at its best. Scratch that. This is Bill Maher raunchy humor at its best. Scratch that. This is Anthony Weiner sex scandal humor at its best! Maybe you’ve read [...]

Rep Weiner Admits to D**king Us Around

Rep Weiner Admits to D--king Us Around

For over a week, we’ve had to suffer through crotch shots, d**k shtick (some of it hilarious, mind you), and Andrew Breitbart’s whining over the injustices of being accused of being a d**k himself. Wonder where people got that idea, Shirley Sherrod? Yet we find out today that all of that could have been avoided last week if Anthony Weiner showed the same gumption as apparently his wiener did.

Anthony Weiner Claims Lewd Tweet Was a Hack Prank

Anthony Weiner Claims Lude Tweet Was a Hack Prank

Anthony Weiner has been on the defensive since a lewd tweet surfaced on Friday of an unidentified man and directed at a 21-year-old female college student from Seattle named Gennette Cordova. Weiner claims the tweet came from someone who hacked into his Twitter account. He has hired a lawyer to explore “civil or criminal actions” in response to the incident, which he has refered to as a “prank.”