President Obama Endorses Same-Sex Marriage And Proves Evolution In One Day!

The debate is over. Evolution exists. We have the proof from the highest office in the land. Who needs the missing link when you have the President of the United States evolving right in front of our eyes?! In an interview with ABC News today, President Obama, who has said that his views were evolving, […]

Herman Cain Tweets the Definition of Reassessing

In case you’re too stupid to know what the word “reassessing” means, Herman Cain  whipped out the twictionary today to explain it to you. From THEHermainCain: “Team HC: The definition of reassess is: To consider again, esp. while paying attention to new factors. Doesn’t sound like dropping out…” Got that? It doesn’t “sound like” dropping […]

Iffy Debt Ceiling Deal: “‘To the pain,’ means the first thing you lose will be…”

Okay so no one is going to lose their feet below the ankles, then their hands at the wrists, next their nose, then their left eye, followed by the right – unless you’re on Medicare, maybe. But supposedly there is a tentative debt ceiling deal in the works between the Republicans and Democrats, and it’s […]