President Obama Endorses Same-Sex Marriage And Proves Evolution In One Day!

The debate is over. Evolution exists. We have the proof from the highest office in the land. Who needs the missing link when you have the President of the United States evolving right in front of our eyes?! In an interview with ABC News today, President Obama, who has said that his views were evolving, […]

Ron Paul’s 55th Wedding Anniversary: Yes, Virginia, There Really is a Politician with Family Values!

Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul yesterday celebrated his 55th wedding anniversary with his FIRST, and only wife, Carolyn Paul. As a special reward for his loyal wife of five and a half decades, Congressman Paul surprised her with a little early morning sausage. “I said that she could sleep in and I provided her breakfast,” […]

Rick Perry Releases Mitt Romney Fire People Ringtone, Restoring Truthiness Releases Rick Perry Ringtone

We searched high and low for the evidence of the now infamous Rick Perry ringtone tribute to Mitt Romney that mocked the former Massachusetts Governor/Bain Capital Executive’s recent comment about his glee over firing people. But we had no luck. We even went so far as to become a member of Rick Perry’s website and […]

Top 9 Moments from Saturday’s ABC News Republican Debate (VIDEO)

“We can start with his idea to have a lunar colony that would mine minerals from the moon. I’m not in favor of spending that kind of money.” Mitt Romney on the differences between himself and Newt Gingrich “I was in the Private Sector.” – Newt Gingrich, On his relationship with Fannie Mae and Freddie […]

What’s the Difference Between Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich? Hint: It’s Looney!

Saturday’s Republican Debate was so exciting that many folks on the west coast got to watch the tape-delayed version of it in prime time! Woo-wee! Electrifying! Speaking of electrifying and energy and our power grid, there was one interesting little tidbit from the debate that you might find interesting. It turns out that despite Michele […]

Christian Coalition Pulls Jihad on Johnny Depp for “Jesus Stag Night Club”

Jesus has no sense of humor. At least that’s what the Christian Coalition and Focus on the Family wants you to believe. And because of that Johnny Depp is going to hell. Johnny Depp learned a hard lesson recently as he teamed up with British band Babybird to record the song “Jesus Stag Night Club.” […]

Why Ronald Reagan Hates Michele Bachmann

In an ABC News/ Yahoo interview on Tuesday, Republican presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann said that if she had a choice to add anyone to Mount Rushmore it would be Ronald Reagan, James Garfield and Calvin Coolidge. The mainstream media has picked this up and used it as an indictment of her bizarre version of American […]

John McCain Says Illegal Immigrants Caused Wildfires

John McCain claims illegal immigrants have caused the devastating wildfires in Arizona. After touring the Wallow fire, which began on May 29 and has burned over 500,000 acres to date, McCain held a press conference Saturday in which he claimed that there was “substantial evidence that some of these fires are caused by people who […]