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Romney Graph: 2012 Campaign Progress Chart New Updated!

Romney Graph: 2012 Campaign Progress Chart New Updated!

Democrats, Bill Maher and the Case of the Angry F**kers

Rush Limbaugh is pound scum, no doubt. And while I really wouldn’t put Bill Maher in that category, he has said things on his show and allowed things to be said on his show that are simply sickening. And the fact is, if we are going to hold a douche like Rush Limbaugh to the […]

Campaign Ad Review: Ron Paul – Unelectable

This week, presidential hopeful Jon Huntsman released a 30-second horror film starring Ron Paul entitled Unelectable. The film, as many this season, starts with choppy video footage, AM radio-quality dialogue, over a music bed of spooky meandering piano that would make Trent Reznor jealous. The film follows Ron Paul from interview to interview as he […]

Mitt Romney to Build Largest Applebee’s on Earth

Presidential candidate Mitt Romney comes bearing gifts for every college graduate this holiday season. During a Q&A at a campaign stop on Thursday in New Hampshire, the presidential hopeful said, “What I can promise you is this – when you get out of college, if I’m president you’ll have a job. If President Obama is […]

Herman Cain: A Dick That Can Get Things Done

On Monday, a Georgia woman, Ginger White, told a Fox affiliate that she had engaged in a 13-year long affair with presidential hopeful Herman Cain. White, 46, claims that Herman Cain flew her around the country on several occasions and has proof of the alleged affair. Mr. Cain’s immediate response was, “Here we go again. […]

So You Want to Be President Board Game

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Newt Gingrich: GOP’s True Nomination

In a rare show of tenacity, but common show of obliviousness, Newt Gingrich continues his campaign for the GOP nomination. You have to admire it, if you know the secret logic behind it; he’s really the GOP’s predetermined candidate. Sure, you may question it. I know I did, but a night with my buddy Jack […]

Bill Maher Panel Wants to Angrily F**k Bachmann and Santorum

You heard it right. And gee wasn’t it funny? Isn’t it funny when a bunch of Neanderthals sit around a shiny, glossy table with lights and cameras pointed at them resisting the urged to jiggle their junk come up with hilarity like this? Wow! ROTFL! LOL! OMG! So what exactly did they say? Well, they […]