NBC’s Results of Edited Zimmerman 911 Call Investigation: We’re Kinda Sorry But F-Off, America!

NBC has finally released the results of its internal investigation regarding their misleading and intentionally edited George Zimmerman 911 call on the night of the Trayvon Martin shooting that aired on the Today Show on March 27th. In the original 911 recording, George Zimmerman is CLEARLY heard in a conversation with the 911 dispatcher: ZIMMERMAN: […]

“ObamaCare: It’s A Tough Sell” – ORIGINAL VERSION is Truly Unbelievable [VIDEO]

The GOP released an internet attack ad recently called “ObamaCare: It’s A Tough Sell” that altered the audio of the Supreme Court oral arguments. Many are concerned that this “blurring of the line between the law and politics” may cause the hermetic justices to pull the plug on audio, as well as paper, pencils and quills. […]

Pratt, Gun Owners of America: ‘Trayvon Martin Lost His Rights’ After He Skittle-Whipped Zimmerman

Larry Pratt, executive director of the Gun Owners of America, visited Current TV’s The Young Turks on Friday to discuss the Trayvon Martin case and to explain to Cenk Uygur how Martin’s death was actually all Martin’s fault. For those of you that are familiar with Cenk, you know how well that went over with […]

Santorum for Dummies: Obama Allowed ‘Slaughter’ of Iran Protesters

We are going to attempt the impossible: translating Santorum. Before you say it! We’re not translating the meaning of the word “Santorum.” We all know what that means. We are going to attempt to translate Santorum’s actual words. I know, right?! We’re crazy like that. While discussing the 2006 Iran Freedom and Support Act at […]

“Don’t Re-Nig in 2012” Racist Misspelling Totally Ruins Bumper Sticker Message

Poor Stumpy Stickers. The company that issued the racist Obama bumper sticker “Don’t Re-Nig in 2012” made a huge mistake. All they were trying to say with their cute little bumper sticker was “Don’t Renege in 2012,” meaning don’t go back on a promise, undertaking, or contract. When they ordered their stickers from Stupid Is […]

Pennsylvania Governor, Tom Corbett, On Ultrasound Mandate: Just ‘Close Your Eyes’

Some people have eyes in the back of their heads, and women apparently have eyes in the vaginas according to Pennsylvania Governor Tom Corbett. Gov. Corbett took some questions and answers during a discussion of the new mandatory ultrasound Pennsylvania bill that is similar to the now mostly defunct Virginia preemptive-pole-up-your-pooter bill. According to the […]

Homeless Turned Into WiFi Hotspots

Finally, someone has done something about the homeless problem in our country. The humanitarian organization (or advertising agency, I always get those two confused) Bartle Bogle Hegarty (BBH) equipped 13 homeless people in Austin, Texas with 4G devices. These human WiFi hotspots were then given signs asking people to give them $2 for 15 minutes […]

Fox News Red Eye: Tweens Love Ugandan Warlords and Hate Rush Limbaugh

There is injustice in the world and it’s coming from an unlikely source: America’s tweens. As Friday’s Red Eye panel pointed out, tweens have gone crazy over the Ugandan warlord Joseph Kony. As Jake Fogelnest explained, “Tweens love Ugandan warlords.” Totally! Move over Justin Beiber! Kony 2012! Kony is on fire right now with over […]

Obama! The Movie!

It has been said by many that President Obama doesn’t necessarily have bad policies, but that he has a problem communicating his policies and accomplishments to the American people. Well, it looks like the Obama campaign figured out how to reach the electorate: Matters of domestic and foreign policy haven’t been this interesting since season […]

Democrats, Bill Maher and the Case of the Angry F**kers

Rush Limbaugh is pound scum, no doubt. And while I really wouldn’t put Bill Maher in that category, he has said things on his show and allowed things to be said on his show that are simply sickening. And the fact is, if we are going to hold a douche like Rush Limbaugh to the […]