Michele Bachmann is Now a Swiss Miss, Condolences to Switzerland [VIDEO]

Switzerland can no longer remain neutral. Unfortunately for them, Michele Bachmann is now a citizen of Switzerland. Flags were flown at half mast all over the tiny Alpine nation. According to Politico: Bachmann (R-Minn.) recently became a citizen of Switzerland, making her eligible to run for office in the tiny European nation, according to a […]

President Obama Endorses Same-Sex Marriage And Proves Evolution In One Day!

The debate is over. Evolution exists. We have the proof from the highest office in the land. Who needs the missing link when you have the President of the United States evolving right in front of our eyes?! In an interview with ABC News today, President Obama, who has said that his views were evolving, […]

Catholic League Boycotts “Daily Show with Jon Stewart”, Targets Kraft Foods’ MiO Energy (Buy it Today!)

Last week during Rosengate, the Catholic League opened their Twitter twat and tweeted about how horrible Hilary Rosen is for being a lesbian and therefore having to adopt children while Ann Romney had five of her own. This week the Catholic League has decided to stage a boycott of The Daily Show sponsors like Kraft […]

Joe Biden, Bad Lip Reading: Thick concrete is up my behind! Pikachu!!!

Bad Lip Reading is back with another beautiful video and this time Joe Biden is the victim. I have to admit though, he makes a lot more sense in this video than he usually does. It is Joe Biden after all. And damn it! Stop clapping! There’s a parakeet on his behind! Hiyuka! Related articles […]

Mitt Romney to Stay-At-Home Moms: Get Back to Dignified Work, B*tches!

Hilary Rosen has faced a heavy bombardment of the “War on Women” shrapnel recently after making a stupid comment about Ann Romney never working a day in her life. While Ms. Rosen’s point was far more nuanced than that, Ann as we all know, has five kids, so as most women and many men know, […]

“Good Morning America” How ‘Bout Some Hardcore Pornography?

Rise and shine, America! Okay, yeah it’s Friday afternoon. But you’ll never guess what happened yesterday morning to some poor unsuspecting mainly evangelical Christians from Colorado Springs and Pueblo. While they were sitting down minding their own business enjoying their Cocoa Puffs and O.J. watching Good Morning America, they were blindsided with clips of Cocoa […]

Dear Hilary Rosen, Stay At Home Moms are not Sluts!

How dare Hilary Rosen call Stay at Home Moms sluts and prostitutes! Were does she get off?! Just because these hard working women spend their days changing sheets, cleaning up all sorts of bodily fluid, carpooling, etc. doesn’t mean they’re sluts and prostitutes! Remember, they don’t get paid to do this. What? She didn’t call […]

Mitt Romney Has Few Vices

It is true that Mitt Romney has very few vices…Vice Presidential choices that is (I’ll be here all week folks). That is if you believe what any of the leading speculative candidates for the position are saying. Since Romney has all but wrapped up his party’s nomination, the conversation is changing to who he will […]

Fox Affiliate MyFoxOrlando: Neo-Nazis are The New Civil Rights Movement!

“They say they’re not a violent group but they are willing to fight for their people should a race riot break out here in Sanford,” says MyFoxOrlando “Live on 35” on-the-scene reporter Jennifer Bisram, with anchors Keith Landry and Tracy Jacim primping in the studio. “There’s another civil rights group in town. The National Socialist […]

Marion Barry: Asians Ought to Go

Marion Barry says, “They ought to go. I just tell you that right now, you know.” He must be referring to the cocaine dealers and racists douche bags in DC considering his personal struggle with both, right? Wrong. Barry was referring to Asians business owners. Just after his victory in the primary to retain his […]