Pale Rider and Hell Following

One day a man from Washington came to town and told us that we consistently elected members of his opposition party to act as our public servants on the federal, state and local level. According to his way of thinking, this was bull headed, generally damnable, and probably criminal. But he had come to set […]

The Life and Hard Times of Wayne T. Hurley IV, Jr., Presidential Hopeful: In several chapters and with additions whenever heaven allows and as much as the market will bear.

I am Wayne T. Hurley IV, Jr. and I was born within living memory in Out Back of Beyond, county of Elisia in the mountains not far from here. I never did care much for politics or politicians, but seem to always have both thrust on me so I learned to adapt without becoming a […]

Morning in America: Why, if you’re going to really screw something up, you have to get the government involved.

I’ve always thought Sundays sucked. At their best they felt like a day you called in sick to work because you could not find a reason to give a single f#ck that day and, once you got back from the game or the park or rolled off the couch, there was still work tomorrow. Sunday’s […]

Stephen Colbert, Herman Cain Rally for Votes in South Carolina

It might be the first time ever that someone actually told a throng of rally-goers NOT to vote for them for president of the United States … of South Carolina. That’s just what Herman Cain did on Friday after Stephen Colbert spent the first seven plus minutes of their joint rally at the College of […]

The New Asperity

Did you know that in Germany it’s illegal for one driver to flip off another? It’s one of the most common traffic violations cited in German courts. One has to wonder why, in a country where by simply rolling your Rs around you can change the English word for ‘bitter’ into German ‘please’, someone decided […]

The Colbert Super PAC South Carolina Republican Primary May Happen

So Stephen Colbert’s South Carolina Serious, Classy Republican Debate may not happen. But what about The Colbert Super PAC South Carolina Republican Primary? According to his Op-Ed in South Carolina’s The State newspaper, Stephen Colbert is offering once again to fund the Jan. 21stRepublican Primary. Last week the South Carolina GOP reneged on funding any […]

DARPA Bums: Restoring Truthiness Tackles Top Secret Government Code!

We were robbed and we lost.  This is going to sound like sour grapes; it’s not but I’m pissed off and somebody’s got to pay for screwing up. Restoring Truthiness has its finger in many pies, and you don’t want to know what the interns get up to with their pies.  Seriously, you guys are […]

Presidential Hopefuls, Contenders, and Wannabes. Not Currently Under Indictment.

As most of you know, there’s a presidential election next November. The rest of you are at home and you thought this was a porn site. Or you’re a government employee, in which case you’re at work and you thought this was a porn site. There will be many topics of debate- we’re in a […]

“Foul Balls” – Colbert Super PAC’s New NBA Lockout TV Ad

FOR IMMEDIATEST RELEASE Colbert Super PAC’s New Ad Goes Strong to the Rim/Airwaves TEXAS, USA – Colbert Super PAC has released a new TV ad to resolve the lockout in the Men’s National Basketball Association (MNBA). The commercial, entitled “Foul Balls,” chides the players for demanding superhuman salaries merely because they possess superhuman skills. The […]

College Republicans Attempt at Political Satire with “Increase Diversity Bake Sale” Falls Flat

Remember Jon Stewart‘s mantra? “Comedy FIRST.” That’s a very tough ideal to follow for many (including yours truly) when you’re so vested in a particular political issue but you want to poke fun at it or make people laugh about it while also expressing your opinion. That’s what happened to a group of college Republicans […]