Mary Matalin Slams Democrats for Ruining America

I know Mitt Romney has conceded defeat in his bid for Presidency but I still think it’s too close to declare an official winner. After all, if Florida falls Romney’s way then the election will move from ‘landslide’ to ‘thrashing’, and that’s one step closer to ‘undeniable loss’. Other Republican pundits including CNN contributor – […]

Disturbance in the Force

  Joe Biden has some great chops.  If you thought your daughter’s braces set you back, wait until you’re sixty and try to get what Joe’s got.  Anyone with that smile would show it off.  It would become an annoying habit.  And apparently, it’s really annoyed Vice President Dick Cheney. Unfortunately, the name “Tricky Dick” […]

Romney Attempts to Prove his Empathy by Attacking the Last Empathetic Thing He Did

Mitt Romney has been receiving a lot of flak from the Liberal gotcha-razi after he was secretly recorded throwing 47% of Americans under the bus for wanting food for their families. Well now Romney’s out to set the record straight by demonstrating how he’s got more empathy than a 16 year old girl after watching […]

Numb and Number(er)

Now that the Republican ticket is receiving free government protection from the Secret Service (don’t worry, I’m sure they’ll cut off that expense when they win), the candidates have been given code names. What’s your pick? Mine are “The President” and “Altar Boy.” Let’s face it, Romney looks like Joe President (slightly stiff) action figure. […]

Remembering 9/11 with NBC’s Today Show

Every news organization has had to make the snap decision on which story to cover.  The 24-hour news cycle has helped by making it possible for news outlets to cover the smallest, insignificant non-news stories all day, and night, and over and over and over again until you want to scream.  Despite the fact that […]

Bigot with Guitar Spews Hate Speech at Music Festival

There are few things more American than country music. In fact we should stop being so vague about it and start referring to it as America Music. After all, you don’t call Belgium Waffles country waffles. Especially since if you did, people would forget that Belgium was a country. But this weekend at The Stockyards […]

Romney VS OBama: 1,000 Ways To Die (Grave Decisions)

Romney vs. Obama: 1,000 Ways To Die (Grave Decisions) On May 14, 2008 the Spike Television Network debuted their latest enchantment of a show that they lovingly called 1,000 Ways To Die. “Stylizatations 1000 Ways to Die takes a tongue-in-cheek approach to death through its presentation of stories derived from myths and science, and the […]

RNC Might Be Postponed Due to Isaac

It looks as if the Republican National Convention may have to be postponed due to Tropical Storm Isaac.  The storm brewing in the waters of the Caribbean is gaining strength and is forecasted to become Hurricane Isaac later this week.  RNC and Tampa Officials have stated that they are preparing to call off the convention […]

Republicans Implement Plan To Suppress Women Voters

With female support for Republicans waning, the GOP is pledging to enforce tougher voting regulations for women this election season. “They already set up these roadblocks to keep African Americans and Latinos from turning out to vote in states like South Carolina, Florida and Ohio,” laments Democratic strategist Karen Watts. “That human strap-on dildo, Todd […]

In Defense of Todd Akin

As you all know I am a staunch supporter of a Right to Life: a program giving free Quaker cereal to those in need. But I am also anti-abortion. And this Sunday Republican Representative and part-time scarecrow Todd Akin was unfairly attacked by the pro-woman lobby when he defended his stance that abortion should be […]