Plan 9 For ISIS Space

My friends, there’s nothing more American than High School, where anything is possible. My friends, you might be the quarterback and find your cheerleader sweetheart and go on to live an idyllic life. Or, you might take the school mattress, er, I mean mascot, to the prom because … YOU ARE NOT GOING TO LEAVE […]

No means Yes, and other Thinkspeak

Thank you friends of Restoring Truthiness for your tireless pursuit of the Truthy. Sorry to say, but this may be our last post. But it’s not all bad news, in fact, Republicans may win control of the Senate – the long national nightmare will be over – in two more years when a “real” American […]

The Unbearable Lightness of Bugging

It makes me cry to see Juliet Binoche cry. And all because of Daniel Day-Lewis’ philandering. Oh, she she tried to get even by having her own affair, but her lover turned out to be a Stasi agent, a government spy. And they took pictures so they could blackmail her.  Communism in Bohemia. But enough of […]

Obama & The GOP: Don’t Hold Your Breath?

It has been said by Argentinian, child psychologist Montserrat Ballvé Caride that when a child is attempting to communicate and the content of the message is not universal or cannot be generalized then that child most likely throws what is called a “tantrum” (A tantrum is an outburst that can include crying, screaming, kicking, breath-holding […]

Politics: It Is Just Around The Corner?!

Politics: It is just around the corner? Here we go again in Washington (let’s get ready to budgeeet!), as President Barack Obama vs. the Republicans in Congress preparedness, this time over the 2014 budget and the Treasury’s debt limit. Another budget battle in Washington, you say? That’s right and it comes at a tough time […]

Bugsy ‘effin Malone

Recognizer her? That’s Jodie Foster.  Jodie Foster covered in cream pie which what the guns shot in the movie Bugsy Malone. I recalled this scene when I heard about a letter a boy wrote to President Obama suggesting that the solution to gun violence was chocolate bullets.  Awe, isn’t that sweet. And whaddya know,  Joe […]

NSA Makes First Arrest In Cyber War On Terror and It’s One of Their Own

  The NSA has been secretly gathering information on people via social media outlets like Facebook and Twitter for the past six years through a top secret program. According to secret documents obtained by RestoringTruthiness, it appears the NSA has made their first arrest in the cyber war on terror and it’s one of their own: NSA […]

How Mainstream Media Can Better Handle National Tragedies

1. For the Love of Everything Holy, Stop Telling Me How to Make Bombs Stop telling me how easy it is to make a bomb. I spent the afternoon of the Boston Marathon bombing in L.A. traffic, screaming at my radio as they told me just how easily I could make my very own explosive […]

It’s a Gay Gay Gay Gay World

  There is so much news from the LGBT community these days.  But first, the news you don’t hear about. The the war between Gays and Queers.  It’s kinda like the war between Vampires and Lycans. It’s going on underneath the surface but you’d never know.  And since there’s no Q in LGBT, I guess […]

Liberal Progress Kentucky Sets Clock Back to 1941 with Racist Tweets about McConnell’s Wife

If you can’t face them, tweet about them. That seems to be motto of the liberal superPAC Progress Kentucky. For months, Progress Kentucky has been attacking McConnell and holding demonstrations at his offices and home, according to NPR member station WFPL. And when that didn’t work, they dug deep in to the freakish hellscape of […]