Why We Need Assault Weapons

By Bill Dixon Whenever there is a national tragedy where the culprit deputizes assault weapons in some senseless horrifying killing spree, all of a sudden the nation becomes skittish about M-16s. Some might argue that semi-automatic and automatic weapons have no practical purpose besides killing people and I am here to tell you that this […]

Rupert Murdoch’s Pot Calls Obama’s Kettle Black

Twitter is Internet purgatory. It is where celebrity cowards go to apologize for their insensitive remarks. It is where congressman go to tweet their dongs to their mistresses. And it’s where victims of “epic Twitter battles” go to die. It’s also where the spineless elite go to voice their views. This time it’s Rupert Murdoch […]

Huckabee: Schools ‘A Place of Carnage’ Because Secularists Don’t Have Values

According to Mike Huckabee, God was kicked out of school. Now remember, his God is “an awesome God, He reigns from heaven above, with wisdom, power, and love, [his God] is an awesome God.” Additionally, “when the sky was starless, in the void of the night, He spoke into the darkness, and created the light.” […]

What We Should Always Forget About The Sandy Hook School Shooting

I don’t want to know the shooter’s name. I don’t want one precious inch of psychic real estate occupied by a coward’s legacy. I don’t want to see exposes on cable news exploring the creature’s intentions. I don’t care about why it did what it did. I want to leave that kind of speculation to the authorities. It […]

Open Letter To Those Who Signed Petition To Secede From U.S.

Dear Crybabies, Recently, your guy lost a presidential election. I know, I know— total bummer. So, being the American patriot that you are, you have signed a petition compelling your state to secede from the United States. So let me understand, your boyfriend wasn’t picked to be captain of the high school football team so now you’re going to […]

Mitt Romney: The Writing Was On The Window?

In the movie titled The Social Network it tells the story of how on one fall night in 2003 Harvard undergrad Mark Zuckerberg sits down at his computer and heatedly begins working on a random concept. In what begins as an uncontrolled action of anger that included programming and blogging ends in what would later […]

Single White Female

Remember “The Blame Game?”  That’s when one party blames the other for the country’s problems, unless they actually did cause the problems and then it means “tag, you’re it, no tag-backs, nah-nah, nah, nah-nah.Looser!” But who do you blame when you loose an election that you were so sure you were going to win that […]

Mary Matalin Slams Democrats for Ruining America

I know Mitt Romney has conceded defeat in his bid for Presidency but I still think it’s too close to declare an official winner. After all, if Florida falls Romney’s way then the election will move from ‘landslide’ to ‘thrashing’, and that’s one step closer to ‘undeniable loss’. Other Republican pundits including CNN contributor – […]

Disturbance in the Force

  Joe Biden has some great chops.  If you thought your daughter’s braces set you back, wait until you’re sixty and try to get what Joe’s got.  Anyone with that smile would show it off.  It would become an annoying habit.  And apparently, it’s really annoyed Vice President Dick Cheney. Unfortunately, the name “Tricky Dick” […]

Carefully Considering Your Ballot Choice Done Right

As the election draws nearer and the parties begin to really ramp up their campaign machines, the choice of which candidate to choose becomes clearer to most voters. The debates begin in a week and that is the best opportunity for the candidates to try and persuade the undecided.  They will stand before all of […]