WWJD? Heck If Cardinal Timmy Dolan Knows

Ann Telnaes There’s a war a-brewing within the Catholic Church: conservative Catholics vs. the moderate and liberal Catholics. The latest battle surrounds the 43 lawsuits against the Obama Administration concerning women’s health, oops, I mean, religious liberty to deny women’s health led by the infamous Cardinal Timothy Dolan. As noted by the Washington Post, “the […]

Jabba the Hut Impersonator Roger Ailes: Jon Stewart Told Me He’s a Socialist

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Roger Ailes went to a cantin- I mean “a bar”. And in that “bar” he met Hans So- I mean, Jon Stewart. The two beer-bonded and in that moment of alcohonesty, Stewart confessed to Ailes that, yes Virginia, he is basically a socialist. According to […]

Catholic Church Sues Obama Admin Over Religious Freedom; Forget to Consult WWJD Bracelet

Forty-three Catholic dioceses and organizations around the country, including the Archdiocese of New York, lead by Cardinal Timothy Dolan, along with the Archdiocese of Washington, D.C., lead by Cardinal Donald Wuerl from the University of Notre Dame, announced on Monday that they are suing the Obama administration. They claim the administration has violated their freedom […]

Washington Times Jeffrey Kuhner: LGBT People Are “Worse Than the Radical Islamists”

New Evidence from Jeffrey Kuhner Suggests Glitter Bombs Are More Dangerous Than Real Bombs Apparently getting glittered bombed is so like way worse than getting actually bombed with like real bomby bombs and stuff. Because see, according to Jeffrey Kuhner, columnist for the Washington Times, the LBGT community is “even worse than the radical Islamists.” His […]

Michele Bachmann is Now a Swiss Miss, Condolences to Switzerland [VIDEO]

Switzerland can no longer remain neutral. Unfortunately for them, Michele Bachmann is now a citizen of Switzerland. Flags were flown at half mast all over the tiny Alpine nation. According to Politico: Bachmann (R-Minn.) recently became a citizen of Switzerland, making her eligible to run for office in the tiny European nation, according to a […]

President Obama Endorses Same-Sex Marriage And Proves Evolution In One Day!

The debate is over. Evolution exists. We have the proof from the highest office in the land. Who needs the missing link when you have the President of the United States evolving right in front of our eyes?! In an interview with ABC News today, President Obama, who has said that his views were evolving, […]

Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu Sets Taser to Oy! with New Unity Government

And in the “Don’t tase me bro!” department is this new stunning development. Apparently Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has learned that peace in the Middle East involves cooperation with your rivals. Thus, in an overnight deal with Kadima, he has decided to form a coalition government with his Likud party’s long time foes: The […]

Al Qaeda: Fox News Lacks Neutrality

It’s official. Al Qaeda doesn’t like Fox News. They really don’t like any of the American media outlets with all their free speech and interpreting of information and such. But they really don’t like Fox News for some wackadoo reason. Documents released today titled “Letters from Abbottabad: Bin Ladin Sidelined?” include a January 2011 letter […]

Catholic League Boycotts “Daily Show with Jon Stewart”, Targets Kraft Foods’ MiO Energy (Buy it Today!)

Last week during Rosengate, the Catholic League opened their Twitter twat and tweeted about how horrible Hilary Rosen is for being a lesbian and therefore having to adopt children while Ann Romney had five of her own. This week the Catholic League has decided to stage a boycott of The Daily Show sponsors like Kraft […]

Joe Biden, Bad Lip Reading: Thick concrete is up my behind! Pikachu!!!

Bad Lip Reading is back with another beautiful video and this time Joe Biden is the victim. I have to admit though, he makes a lot more sense in this video than he usually does. It is Joe Biden after all. And damn it! Stop clapping! There’s a parakeet on his behind! Hiyuka! Related articles […]