How Infomercials Can Protect Schoolchildren’s 1st Amendment Rights

You do not have the legal right to not be bothered by religion. You don’t even have the legal right not be bothered by other people unless you file a restraining order. Nevertheless, we must find a solution to this religion vs. First Amendment problem that is now being demonstrated in the Candy Cane Case.

“I Survived The Rapture” T-Shirts! (100% of profits go to Red Cross)

If you survived The Rapture then take this opportunity to rub it in the face of all those that said you were gonna die! Not only can you rub in their faces but you can also lend some support to those that really need it right now since 100% of the profits from the sale of these items will go to the American Red Cross to support the 2011 Tornado and Storm Relief Efforts.

Jon Stewart, Bill O’Reilly Poll Hijacked by Reddit Stoners

Apparently Daily Show slackers were too stoned to simply hop on the Internet, navigate to a webpage and click a button to vote in Bill O’Reilly’s online poll regarding who won his debate with Jon Stewart that aired Monday night on The O’Reilly Factor. Instead, they took the easy road and logged on the net, went to Reddit, ordered some pizza (no anchovies) and cracked open a box of Nilla Wafers, hatched a devious plan to rig the system, and then celebrated when it was over.

Jon Stewart Annihilates Bill O’Reilly in Bill’s Common-Controversy Own Poll! (VIDEO)

Polls closed Tuesday, May 17 and with a total of 72,145 votes combined by both Jon Stewart and Bill O’Reilly, Stewart simply crushed, creamed, manhandled, eviscerated, Plutoed, Seal-Team-Sixed O’Reilly by a margin of 79% to 21%. Not only that but, he won every state! But according to Bill there is a margin of error +/- 58% hippy. Check out the video: