You do not have the legal right to not be bothered by religion. You don’t even have the legal right not be bothered by other people unless you file a restraining order. Nevertheless, we must find a solution to this religion vs. First Amendment problem that is now being demonstrated in the Candy Cane Case.
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Apparently Daily Show slackers were too stoned to simply hop on the Internet, navigate to a webpage and click a button to vote in Bill O’Reilly’s online poll regarding who won his debate with Jon Stewart that aired Monday night on The O’Reilly Factor. Instead, they took the easy road and logged on the net, went to Reddit, ordered some pizza (no anchovies) and cracked open a box of Nilla Wafers, hatched a devious plan to rig the system, and then celebrated when it was over.
Polls closed Tuesday, May 17 and with a total of 72,145 votes combined by both Jon Stewart and Bill O’Reilly, Stewart simply crushed, creamed, manhandled, eviscerated, Plutoed, Seal-Team-Sixed O’Reilly by a margin of 79% to 21%. Not only that but, he won every state! But according to Bill there is a margin of error +/- 58% hippy. Check out the video: