Rush Limbaugh Blames Liberal Women for All Political Sex Scandals (VIDEO)

Rush Limbaugh Blames Liberal Women for All Political Sex Scandals

Apparently, Rush Limbaugh hasn’t left his sarcophagus since the 4077 were taking shrapnel in the 70s TV hit M*A*S*H. Now that Anthony Weiner has agreed to enter rehab, Limbaugh has taken this time to reflect on just how these politicians become sex crazed lunatics. And he has come to one simple conclusion; it’s the fault [...]

Sarah Palin was Right About Paul Revere, Says Sarah Palin (VIDEO)

Sarah Palin was Right About Paul Revere, Says Sarah Palin

Facing her toughest critic to date, Fox News anchor Chris Wallace, Sarah Palin defended her version of American history, in which Paul Revere “warned the British,” saying that she didn’t get it wrong. Palin began by explaining that her publicity tour was not a publicity tour. Instead, it was a publicity tour where she will [...]

Rep. Ed Markey: The Republican Rapture is Coming! (VIDEO)

Rep Ed Markey The Republican Rapture is Coming (VIDEO)

Just when you thought you escaped the rapture, it turns out it’s not over! Apparently, it’s still coming according to Representative Ed Markey (D. Ma.) who spole about the Republican Rapture in front of Congress today. Check out the video and remember to – “Vote Yes or No on Grandma!”

Breitbart Challenges Jon Stewart to Cover Anthony Weiner Twitter Controversy

Breitbart Challenges Jon Stewart to Cover Anthony Weiner Twitter Controversy

Andrew Brietbart, whose probably never watched an episode of The Daily Show (or else he’d already know the answer), questioned whether Jon Stewart would dare touch the Weinergate scandal that the news media has spent much of the weekend, Monday and Tuesday covering at the expense of other pressing issues …

Anthony Weiner’s Weinergate Overshadows Clarence Thomas, His Wife and Health Care Reform

Anthony Weiner's Weinergate Overshadows Clarence Thomas, His Wife and Health Care Reform

We’re not saying that the lude tweet that appeared on Anthony Weiner’s Twitter account on Friday had anything to do with Friday’s release of Supreme Court Justice’s Clarence Thomas’ details of his wife’s income from her year working for the tea party group Liberty Central for which she received $150,000 …

Baby Disgusted at Stephen Colbert and Spirit of Juno for Second Place Finish in Charleston Bermuda Race

Baby Disgusted at Stephen Colbert and Spirit of Juno Second Place Finish

We couldn’t help but notice the only one not smiling in this photo. Apparently she understood the gravity of the situation and was not to thrilled with a second place finish. You can guarantee daddy will not be getting any snuggles or goochie-goos when he gets home tonight!

Colbert and Spirit of Juno Arrive in Bermuda (VIDEOS)

Spirit of Juno and Stephen Colbert Arrive in Bemuda

Regardless of the lack of natural wind in the air to lift their sails, apparently Stephen Colbert provided enough hot air to propel his boat the Spirit of Juno and his crew mates to second to cross the finish line (we’re still waiting on the official results). Colbert and crew arrived at St. George’s Harbour around sunrise after crossing the East End finish line at approximately 5 am. After blaming mother nature for holding SOJ back, Colbert expressed optimism that his crew could still be the winning team…

The Onion: It’s Literally Unbelievable … For Most People

The Onion It's Literally Unbelievable For Most People

I’m sure you’ve all read The Onion and, if you’re smart, you probably still read The Onion. It’s quality news stories and in depth analysis of the non-happenings in the world are truly a step above the rest. But there are those few Americans that really take what The Onion reports to heart. Here is just a small sample of their musings …

UPDATE: Spirit of Juno and Stephen Colbert back in Second as Five Boats Drop Out of Charleston Bermuda Race

Spirit of Juno and Stephen Colbert back in Second as Five Boats Drop Out of Charleston Bermuda Race

Gratitude, Halcyon, Santosha, Spirit of Minerva, and Yanosha all “retired” late Thursday/early Friday morning frustrated that there just aren’t any winds to power their boats. According to race headquarters …

Former Clinton Adviser Storms Off Fox News Set During Fiery Medicare Debate

Former Clinton Adviser Storms Off Fox News Set During Fiery Medicare Debate

You know when you’ve just had enough. You just don’t have it in you anymore. You’re trying desperately to make your point in a heated debate but you’ve had this debate 6,483 times before and made little to no progress with the opposition. Not to mention, your foe keeps cutting you off every time you’re just about to get to your point. Mad frustration.