Barack The Rock Obama Punches Banker in the Face

When your approval ratings are low, just point to the guy that people seem to hate even more than you. But yet, don’t extend your index finger; keep all your fingers bent tightly inward, and jab quickly in the direction of said person’s face. If you make contact, that’s great; there will be no misunderstanding […]

No Cleavage Allowed in Canadian Parliament!

She’s younger than me. She’s more powerful than me. And she’s better looking than me! So I am all for erasing her boobies! And apparently that is exactly what the Canadian Parliament did after they noticed that Scarborough-Rouge River MP Rathika Sitsabaiesan, 29, was far too attractive to legislate. They Photoshopped out her cleavage! She might […]

Epic Showdown: Andrew Breitbart Big Government vs. Media Matters

It was 59 seconds of pure tension as the two heavy-weights of political boxing went toe-to-toe Tuesday in the lobby of Media Matters Washington, DC based headquarters over copies of Media Matter’s IRS forms. In the red corner, requesting copies of the forms, stood conservative media titan Andrew Breitbart, Big Journalism editor Dana Loesch, and […]

Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz Boycotts Washington Politicians

Washington public officials might want to inspect their mocha lattes before sipping them if they purchase their coffee at Starbucks anytime in the near future. Starbucks Chairman and CEO Howard Schultz is concocting a boycott of contributions to the campaigns of Washington politicians. And while the boycott might only be on political campaign contributions, you can be sure there’s no boycott on bodily fluid contributions.

UPDATE: Republican Sponsored Obama Impersonator Tells RACIAL Jokes – Audience Laughs Way Too Hard

Many in the media, including TPM and WaPo, are calling the jokes in this video racist or in the case of WaPo, off-color. I guess if you think the TV show Sanford and Son was racist or off-color then you’d be right. Maybe the jokes by Reggie Brown, who was hired by the Republican Leadership […]

Your Cell Phone Will Kill You! Definitely Maybe! And the Cell Phone Industry Told You So!

Scientists now believe that “scientists“ were wrong before when “scientists” said that cell phones were perfectly safe. Apparently cell phones may possibly cause brain cancer…

Osama bin Laden dead: Two Dutch-bags try to report Barack Obama for Murder

Two Dutch-bags, Ruud Snoeren and Terry Flohr, stormed into a Dutch police office in the city of Tiburg this week to report President Obama for the “murder” Osama bin Laden. The two d-bags accused the President of “’perpetrating’ a crime by ordering the special forces raid that led to bin Laden’s death on Sunday” according to the UK’s Telegraph.

Is Glenn Beck the New Jon Stewart of the Right?

After complaining last year that Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert copied his Rally to Restore Honor on the National Mall with their Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear, Glenn Beck might be planning to copy the two comedians with his own last night comedy show.

The Saturday Night Live Fox and Friends Corrections List (VIDEO)

On Saturday Night Live this weekend, cast members Taran Killam, Vanessa Bayer and Bobby Moynihan graced the Fox and Friends white couch as Steve Doocy, Gretchen Carlson and Brian Kilmeade respectively. While the skit had it’s funny moments, SNL is still holding back in their political lampoonery possibly in an effort to both keep liberals […]