POPE APOLOGIES FOR SEX SCANDALS NOW IN 32 LANGUAGES! – ‘Los Siento Ninos!’

Vatican City: Before Pope Benedict XVI’s coronation as His Most Holiness, he could only say ‘I’m sorry’ in six languages. “He’s had a Guatemalan pool boy and a Nigerian male nurse who can hardly communicate in their own native dialect. If he wants anything done right he has to speak in their tongues,” says Salvatore […]

RICK SANTORUM – The Other White Meat

Hanover, NH: Buoyed by his strong showing in the Iowa Caucus, former Pennsylvania Senator and kind of whacky Rick Santorum feels good about his chances for capturing the Republican nomination for president in 2012. “I think real conservatives want an alternative to the logic and experience of a Mitt Romney, quite frankly it’s boring,” says […]