December 7, 1941: A Date Which Will Live in Infamy

Pearl Harbor USS West Virginia

Mr. Vice President, Mr. Speaker, members of the Senate and the House of Representatives: Yesterday, December 7th, 1941 — a date which will live in infamy — the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan. The United States was at peace with that [...]

NAILED! Geraldo: #OccupyWallStreet Has a Legitimate Complaint – Fox News Lies!

Geraldo #OccupyWallStreet Has a Legitimate Complaint - Fox News Lies

Oh, Geraldo. You know just what to say. First you flatter, then you tease, then you nail yourself in your arse. Geraldo Rivera at OWS: “Before I say goodnight, I want to end with a couple of statements here about what’s happening in Zuccotti Park (guy waves newspaper in front of camera). The crowd is [...]

Roger Ailes Says Fox News Has Course Corrected

Roger Ailes Says Fox News Has Course Corrected

If strawberries, blueberries, limes and lemons leave a bad taste in your mouth then you haven’t been to one of Roger Ailes pre-prime-time Fox News televised debates with the infamous backstage smoothie bar! Last Thursday was Mr. Ailes chance to showcase the new and improved – ahem! – Fair and Balanced skills of his Fox [...]

Tea Party Zombies Must Die Says StarvingEyes Game Company

Tea Party Zombies Must Die

Are you ready for some zombie arse-kicking?! Well, look no further! Brooklyn-based “advergaming” company StarvingEyes has created the best game ever in “Tea Party Zombies Must Die”! What could be better than backtracking on our pledge for civility, whipping out the virtual violence, and assassinating Americans all in the name of political righteousness?! Okay, yeah, [...]

Michele Bachmann: Washington is not listening to ‘The People’

Michele Bachmann - Washington is not listening to ‘The People’

Russia is nowhere near her house; Putin, er, Medvedev won’t be flying over her anytime soon; and she might actually remember a few of the newspapers she’s read in her lifetime. Michele Bachmann is not Sarah Palin lite. She is her own woman. And thank God because that would be really boring.

Michele Bachmann: Washington is not listening to ‘The People’

Michele Bachmann - Washington is not listening to ‘The People’

Russia is nowhere near her house; Putin, er, Medvedev won’t be flying over her anytime soon; and she might actually remember a few of the newspapers she’s read in her lifetime. Michele Bachmann is not Sarah Palin lite. She is her own woman. And thank God because that would be really boring.

Michele Bachmann: Washington is not listening to ‘The People’

Michele Bachmann - Washington is not listening to ‘The People’

Russia is nowhere near her house; Putin, er, Medvedev won’t be flying over her anytime soon; and she might actually remember a few of the newspapers she’s read in her lifetime. Michele Bachmann is not Sarah Palin lite. She is her own woman. And thank God because that would be really boring.

Pat Buchanan Says Oslo Terrorist Breivik May Be Right

Pat Buchanan Says Oslo Terrorist Breivik May Be Right

Pat Buchanan wants you to know that although Anders Behring Breivik, the terrorist that massacred 76 teens and that blew up a government building in Oslo, Norway, is an evil, cold-blooded, calculating killer, he “may be right.” Buchanan understands that Breivik is insane… No,no…”EVIL” but he apparently respects the man’s intellect referring to him as [...]

Man Robs $1 from Bank for Medical Care

Man Robs $1 from Bank for Medical Care

  With a growth in his chest, two ruptured disks in his back and a problem with his left foot, James Verone let desperation get the best of him last Thursday as he robbed an RBC Bank in North Carolina of $1. Why? For the health benefits! See, apparently criminals have better health benefits than [...]

Fox News Steven Crowder Claims The Daily Show and Jon Stewart Discriminate Against Conservatives

Fox News Steven Crowder Claims The Daily Show and Jon Stewart Discriminate Against Conservatives

In probably the worst email ever written, The Daily Show has gotten themselves in hot water with the right. Since the show prides itself on its ability to showcase a multitude of viewpoints while attacking news networks that routinely do not, it’s no surprise that conservative comedian and Fox News contributor Steven Crowder was shocked when he received the following email response from The Daily Show’s booking department: