The Roots Lampoon Michele Bachmann with “Lyin’ Ass Bitch” Snarky Walk-On Song

The Roots Lampoon Michele Bachmann with “Lyin’ Ass Bitch” Snarky Walk-On Song

Everybody has their own opinion. Sometimes, holding it back hurts so bad it’s like it could be jumping out of your flesh at any time. That apparently was the case for The Roots on Monday night as Republican Presidential candidate Michele Bachmann made an appearance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. As is their usual [...]

Highly Caffeinated But Completely Sober Rep. Joe Walsh Yells at Constituents

Highly Caffeinated But Completely Sober Joe Walsh Screams at Constituents

We’ve all experienced them. Heck, I admit it, I’ve been one of them – the drunk annoying ahole at the bar screaming at people to shut up and “LISTEN! Damn it! Fiscal conservativism wooould n-never work on ship like Cloud 9, you fracking idiot! So shshshshut it!” So I could totally understand when I first [...]

Herman Cain Claims Koch Brothers’ Father Knocked Up His Mamma

Herman Cain Accuses Koch Bros Father of Knocking Up His Mamma

“I am the Koch Bros. brother from another mother!” professed Cain to a cheering crowd of ultraviolet-skinned brothers and sisters at the Americans for Prosperity Foundation gathering on Friday. The admission must have been liberating for Cain. All those interviews denying any real relationship with the Koch Bros. All those years of not being able [...]

“Foul Balls” – Colbert Super PAC’s New NBA Lockout TV Ad

Colbert Super PAC's New NBA Lockout TV Ad

FOR IMMEDIATEST RELEASE Colbert Super PAC’s New Ad Goes Strong to the Rim/Airwaves TEXAS, USA – Colbert Super PAC has released a new TV ad to resolve the lockout in the Men’s National Basketball Association (MNBA). The commercial, entitled “Foul Balls,” chides the players for demanding superhuman salaries merely because they possess superhuman skills. The [...]

Mark Cuban Has a Moment of Consciousness – Discusses Views on Economy

Mark Cuban Has a Moment of Consciousness – Discusses Views on Economy

In his post on last Monday on BlogMaverick.com, Mark Cuban explained to America “The Most Patriotic Thing You Can Do.” What was it, you ask? “Bust your ass and get rich.” “I don’t care what anyone says. Being rich is a good thing,” wrote Cuban. I couldn’t agree more, I think. But lacking the experience [...]

The Daily Show Correspondents Explain: Political Parties – The Republican Party

The Daily Show Correspondents Explain - Political Parties – The Republican Party

The Daily Show correspondents lift the veil on the Republican Party only to discover that Americans may have married a monster. The Republican Party believes in torture, guns, and rewarding brats for the hard work of their great, great grandparents. The Republican Party picnic is all meat except for the bun. But judging from KFC‘s [...]

How Should Iowa Straw Poll Attendees Vote?

How Should Iowa Straw Poll Attendees Vote

BBQ, Blizzards and Nadas are just a few of the wide variety of items a fair goer, er, straw poll attendee can expect when they set foot in the 2011 Ames Straw Poll this Saturday. With all of Republican presidential candidates eager for their votes, the attendees will be lavished with musical guests, dance parties [...]

VIDEO: The Daily Show’s Jon Stewart Goes to Afghanistan

The Daily Show's Jon Stewart Goes to Afghanistan

The Daily Show host Jon Stewart surprised many American troops stationed in Afghanistan this weekend with an unannounced visit as part of Admiral Mike Mullen‘s final USO entertainment tour. According to the USO who posted their news on Thursday: Admiral Mike Mullen will wrap up his four-year appointment as Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of [...]

Chris Wallace: Jon Stewart Is No Mark Twain

Chris Wallace - Jon Stewart Is No Mark Twain

If everybody threw in their two cents about Jon Stewart’s appearance on Fox News Sunday with Chris Wallace we could easily solve our fiscal crises. Everyone from political commentators to presidential candidates has weighed in and it appears that if you haven’t taken a side then you didn’t watch the interview properly. That being said, [...]

24,000 Pages of Sarah Palin Emails = Torture

24,000 Pages of Sarah Palin Emails = Torture

While MSNBC, The New York Times, The Washington Post, et.al. are giddy over the release of 24,000+ pages of Sarah Palin related emails from her time as governor of Alaska, not many folks online, Sarah Palin supporters or not, seem too thrilled at the three news outlets for “asking readers to help us identify interesting [...]