Cain exits … Anne Frank’s status updates … more Tebow-mania!

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Herman Cain quoted Pokémon in his “goodbye” address. His reason for leaving: Pokéwoman. … When you’re born “Ginger White,” you have limited career options: 1920s flapper, 1950s actress, 1980s floozy, modern day presidential mistress. … Herman Cain forgot about the presidential vetting process. I’m not saying he needed to be Mitt Romney clean, but he [...]

GOP plays prevent defense … Caveman porn … Jack and Diane

GOP plays prevent defense - Caveman porn - Jack and Diane

Republicans are set on playing prevent defense and ball-control offense until time runs out on the general election. Thwart big plays from Obama, don’t say anything stupid on the pulpit, and coast to victory next November. Easy as pie, right? One problem: You can’t play not-to-lose when you’re down in the polls. At some point [...]

Tebow magic … an Obama Christmas … more free time for Bill

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Every time Tim Tebow scores a touchdown, an angel gets its wings. … With unemployment at 9 percent, Obama must go door-to-door on Christmas morning. “Look, kid, sorry Santa didn’t bring you that train set, but I gave your daddy’s job to a 14-year-old Chinese kid.” … Chuck Todd is lucky to have his an [...]

Political musings … updated Nov. 12

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Occupy Wall Street will never become Main Street. The problem with the movement is that its slogan always is, “Something is wrong but I don’t know what!” It’s time to figure out the “what.” Is it more taxes? If so, to whom? When? What about just cutting loopholes? Generating revenue is tricky, but someone’s gotta [...]