Newsapolooza is Over as Occupy Houston Shooting Gets Little Coverage or Praise for Cops

Remember back in the day when a madman threatening a crowd of peaceful citizens would be headline news? Remember the 24/7, non-stop coverage with reporters on the scene dodging ammo with their bullet-proof helmet hair and invisible microphone shield, helicopters in the sky surveying the tops of buildings and people’s heads to give us an […]

Top Ten #IDontHaveFactsToBackThisUp Tweets of the Day

Inspired by the ever-eloquent Herman Cain and his now infamous “I don’t have facts to back this up” intro to his then conspiracy–laden nonsense regarding Occupy Wall Street, here are the top 10 tweets of the day with the hashtag #IDontHaveFactsToBackThisUp. They’re in no particular order and quite honestly this hashtag is just getting started […]

Rick Santorum: Expand DADT to Include Heterosexuals

Stephen Hill, a soldier in Iraq who, up until this week, could not legally “tell” anyone about his sexual orientation because if he did he would be fired, asked former Senator and current GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum where Mr. Santorum stood on this week’s repeal of the military‘s Don’t Ask Don’t Tell policy. After […]

The Daily Show Correspondents Explain: Political Parties – The Democratic Party

The Daily Show correspondents have exposed the truth behind the facade of the Democratic Party which is that they are actually “in love with illegal gay Mexicans, Twitter porn and tree-hugging.” The correspondents also discuss what it’s like at a Democratic Party Picnic where you can get a little of everything including some of Jimmy […]

Stephen Colbert’s SuperPAC Releases Rick Parry Campaign Videos (Yup, PLURAL!)

AMERICA – Colbert Super PAC released a TV ad today in advance of the Quadrennial Ames Iowa Straw Poll – held this year in Ames, Iowa. The ad, entitled “Episode IV: A New Hope” urges Iowans to write in the name of Texas Governor Rick Parry. Thanks to last year’s Supreme Court ruling in Citizens […]

Michele Bachmann is BFFs with Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae

Michele Bachmann may rail against Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, but it’s only because she’s BFFs with them. That’s Best Frienemies Forever. And her current relationship status with these two federally subsidized programs don’t stop her from taking advantage of them at every turn. She just doesn’t want YOU to take advantage of them. Recent […]

Stephen Colbert’s Super Pac is Official Thanks to FEC! (VIDEO)

Stephen Colbert testified before the Federal Election Committee on Thursday morning in regards to establishing his Super PAC and while you’d think the committee would be used to the paparazzi by now considering their glamorous day jobs they were remarkably taken aback by all the commotion. Nevertheless, the meeting was rather quick for a bureaucracy […]

Stephen Colbert Performs at Tony Awards in Number from Stephen Sondheim’s Company (VIDEOS)

I’m sure you were glued to your seats watching the Tony Awards last night! Who wasn’t! Really, if you weren’t watching the Tony Awards you probably missed the best awards show of the year. Emmys, be warned. And aside from the fact that musicals rock (yeah I said it!) I was really watching it for […]

Jon Stewart, Bill O’Reilly Set to Face Off Over Common – But Who is Common, Exactly? (MINI-VIDEOS)

Comedy Central’s Jon Stewart will be appearing on Bill O’Reilly’s The O’Reilly Factor to defend of his statements that criticized Fox News’ coverage of rapper Common’s invitation to the White House this week. So we thought we would help out J-Stew by compiling a brief of exactly who Common is while also answering the looming critique O’Reilly poses about Common alleged support of two cop killers.

Glenn Beck: Jon Stewart’s Sanity Message Was Basically The Same As Mine

Glenn Beck: Jon Stewart’s Sanity Message Was Basically The Same As Mine