Super Committee Official Statement of Failure

Super Committee Official Statement of Failure

“After months of hard work and intense deliberations, we have come to the conclusion today that it will not be possible to make any bipartisan agreement available to the public before the committee’s deadline. “Despite our inability to bridge the committee’s significant differences, we end this process united in our belief that the nation’s fiscal [...]

Happy Veterans Day

Happy Veterans Day

Thank you, Veterans. I’d write more but there aren’t enough words. Just, thank you. For those that want to help our Veterans all across America, and they do need our help, watch this video from the Department of Veteran Affairs:   Related articles Veterans Day remembrances – USA Today (mediagallery.usatoday.com)

Herman Cain Learns Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Stuck with an $800 Bill and a Crappy Mixed Tape

Herman Cain Learns - Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Stuck with an $800 Bill and a Crappy Mixed Tape

Just a day after accuser number four made her appearance on the national stage next to celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred claiming that Herman Cain went all TSA Agent on her on the way to Restaurant Association offices, a new woman has stepped forward with a truly bizarre accusation. Donna Donella, a former employee of the [...]

Jon Stewart Quells Brian Williams’ Halloween Fear of Permaprotests on Rock Center

Jon Stewart Quells Brian Williams Halloween Fear of Permaprotests on Rock Center

Halloween is scary, scary night, which is why it was imperative for The Daily Show host Jon Stewart to ditch his clearly tough-as-nails kids and head on over to Rockefeller Center to be by the side of NBC news anchor Brian Williams as Mr. Willliams premiered his new show Rock Center. Evidently, Mr. Williams was [...]

Religious Program Club36: Pokemon Are “Oriental Demons”

Religious Program Club36 - Pokemon Are “Oriental Demons”

An “unbiased,” Georgia-based, religious program has denounced the popular children’s franchise Pokemon as being demonic. The program, Club36, called the cartoon monsters “Oriental Demons” and says that they get more and more demonic as they evolve and that the monsters are actually named after demons. This raises another question. What isn’t demonic? We reached out [...]

Surly Singing Starbucks Server – Ahem, Barista – Gets Fired (VIDEOS)

Surly Singing Starbucks Server – Ahem, Barista - Gets Fired

Oh sad day! First, REM breaks up and now this news comes out (okay it happened on Tuesday but CNN didn’t tell me until today). The Singing Starbucks Badass Barista (AKA Christopher Cristwell) was fired today. Frownie face. All because he posted a little video on YouTube (haven’t we all) in which he was mostly [...]

Muammar Gaddafi Hearts Condoleeza Rice

Muammar Gaddafi Hearts Condoleeza Rice

File this one under “OMG, Eeeewwwww!” Poor, poor, poor former Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice! Whatever your feelings are about the Bush Administration, nobody deserves the treatment Ms. Rice apparently has been receiving from, of all people, evil dictator and Emperor Palpatine impersonator Muammar Gaddafi.

Gay GOP Candidate Fred Karger Kicks Fox News in the Nads (Video Interview)

Gay GOP Presidential Candidate Fred Karger Files Complaint with FEC

“TGIS, motherf*ckers!” That’s gotta be what Rupert Murdoch is thinking right now after having to endure a Friday like no other. On August 19th, 2011, News Corp. received a shot to the nads from within the Republican Party. Fred Karger, the first openly gay presidential candidate from either major political party, filed a complaint with [...]

Louie C.K., Expert Junk Jingler, to Appear on Fox News Red Eye

Louie CK, Expert Junk Jingler, to Appear on Fox News Red Eye

On tonight’s episode of Louie, comic mastermind and junk jingling aficionado Louie C.K. (AKA Louis C.K.) will be making an appearance on Fox News’ Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld. The reason you’ll see Mr. Louis C.K. on Fox News is because apparently his alter-ego, Louie, from his FX TV show Louie will be advocating for [...]

America is the New Mexico (Sorry, Mexico)

America is the New Mexico - Sorry, Mexico

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52swbLobh84 According to Jack Cafferty’s Cafferty File, America isn’t good enough for illegal immigrants anymore. They are literally turning their backs on us and heading to greener pastures in, of all places, Mexico. Yep, it turns out even Mexicans won’t put up with our sh*tty economy, and they put up with Menudo for how long? [...]