Gingrich: Fox News Analysts are Idiots

It may not be news to most folks on the planet, but to supporters of Newt Gingrich and to the GOP in general it may have come as a surprise. All those trusted crazed faces on Fox News telling them that president Obama is the Antichrist, that the Islamization of America is going to damn […]

Mayor Bloomberg to #OWS: First Amendment Protects Speech not Assembly

Mayor Bloomberg had an eventful Tuesday morning. Evidently, he and the Brookfield Office Properties thought they could simply kick a bunch hippies of “their lawn” and call it a “fall cleaning” and as such were slapped with a restraining order after evicting the Occupy Wall Street protesters from Zuccotti Park earlier in dark of the […]

Herman Cain: “Amazing Grace” Shall Always Be My Song of Praise But I’m Not Singing That Song Today for Some Reason

“Jesus loves me, yes I know, ‘cause the Bible tells me so.” That’s appears to be what Herman Cain keeps telling himself even in the wake of the recent news about his former sexual harassment allegations. Well, actually he’s not just telling himself that, he’s singing it to the National Press Club. After denying that […]

Herman Cain’s Foreign Policy Not Going Over Well in Afghani-ghani-ghani-ghani-stan-stan

Last week at the Value Voters Summit, former Godfather’s Pizza CEO and current presidential candidate Herman Cain told CBN reporter David Brody that he was “ready for the ‘gotcha’ questions … And when they ask me who is the president of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan I’m going to say you know, I don’t know. Do you know?” Well, […]

The F***ing Marines Are Coming To Occupy Wall Street

You read it right. THE Marines are coming to Wall Street. The ones that took an oath to protect America. And apparently these guys take it seriously! Granted many may not be active duty but you know what they say, “Once a Marine, always a Marine.” Actually, do they say that? Just seems fitting. They […]

Wait, What? Hollywood is NOT One Homogenous Group of Libtards?

First it was John Mayer circa 2007, then it was Barry Manilow just a few days ago, and now it’s Vince Vaughn. Yes you read it right. The star of Wedding Crashers, Dodgeball and Psycho is now officially endorsing Ron Paul for President of the United States. But how can that be? Aren’t all the […]

Allen West Goes “NUTS!” Over CAIR Request to Distance Himself from Anti-Islamic Extremists (VIDEO)

Cryptic is probably the most accurate word to describe it. But the most colorful description has to go to the Miami New Times, who describe it as “the dumbest thing ever written on congressional stationery.” What is it? Allen West’s response to a request by the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) to cease his association […]

McCain to Tea Partiers: I’m Sorry If You Misunderstood My Hobbit Insult as an Insult (VIDEO)

Remember when Senator John McCain called the Tea Party hobbits? Well, apparently that was akin to Joe Biden calling them terrorists. Even though hobbits are supposed to be the good guys who take down the evil Sauron who lives in Mordor, since McCain said it sarcastically having read it from a Main Stream Media Wall […]

Jon Stewart to Obama: You’re Not Pinning This Debt-Deal Turd on Us

After returning from Afghanistan with a renewed sense of pride in America, Daily Show host Jon Stewart was relieved to find a “Ramadan miracle.” Congress passed a debt deal. However, when he found out what was included in the deal, passing a kidney stone might have made him feel better. Apparently he wanted what the […]

Rush Limbaugh: Obama and Petraeus are Nazis

Our military is run by Nazis! And it’s not just the Commander in Chief, Barack Obama. No it’s the generals as well. According to Rush Limbaugh, Obama is just like Hitler (we’ve all heard that before – it’s Nazi Tourette’s). But the real problem is that apparently General Petraeus and the rest of the generals […]