Prick Perry: Get Congress Away So Banksters Can Play

Scratch that. Get Pussy Congress Away so Rat Bastard Banksters Can Devour $7.7 BILLION dollars from the FED and then another $700 billion from TARP. Is this class warfare? You bet it is! Most Americans learned this basic rule of the food chain in kindergarten. Left unchecked, rodents will do what rodents do best: consume […]

NBC News Hires Chelsea Clinton – Unemployment Stays at 0% for America’s Political Children

So what does a former first kid do after spending eight years living in a shiny white house? Heck what does any high profile political progeny do once they reach adulthood? Well, after exhausting their time at a $12 billion dollar hedge fund group that supported their father’s political party and other such employment opportunities, […]

Romney CAN Win! But Google Says “WTF?! Are You Serious?”

Romney can win! Seriously, people. Mitt Romney can win just about any race he sets his mind to even if Google is a little confused as to why the hell anyone would search for such a phrase as “Romney can win.” So confused in fact that when someone searches for “Romney can win” Google asks, […]

Moammar Gadhafi is Not Dead!

Moammar Gadhafi sent us this postcard from his new hide out! We checked it out and it appears authentic…

Rob and Ana vs. Bank of America

This is for all those folks out there who have gotten the run around from the big banks like Bank of America, Wells Fargo, Countrywide, Wachovia, etc., especially those whose homes are in foreclosure or soon to be in foreclosure. Rob and Ana Somerton, from Cobb, CA are “now engaged in mortal combat with the […]

Wyclef Jean loves Sarah Palin; Hell Reaches −45°F

It’s official. Hell has frozen over. Just days ago Hell was experiencing record high temperatures nearing 3,478,532 degrees Fahrenheit. However, suddenly conditions shifted and temperatures plummeted drastically all the way down to North-Pole-like temperatures and leveling off at approximately -45 degrees Fahrenheit. The Supernatural Weather Service had no comment at this time. In other potentially […]

Government F*cks Over Our Military with Improperly Tested “Bullet-Blocking” Plates for Body Armor

Remember our military that our politicians claim to love so much? Well, apparently they love them so much that they want to eulogize them as much as possible. Twenty-one gun salutes as often as the guns can be reloaded. And if they had their druthers they’d probably aim those guns at army soldiers wearing the […]

Wonkette’s Review of Horror Movie Sequel “Texas Governor For President Part 2”

It’s official. Wonkette is now getting into the preemptive movie review business. And their first review stars Texas governor Rick Perry who led a religious revival this weekend called “The Response.” The movie , however, is simply title “Texas Governor For President Part 2.” But don’t be fooled by the downplayed title as Wonkette explains: […]

Fox News “Co-Worker” Sarah Palin Treated Differently Than Others (VIDEO)

As if we didn’t already know, Fox “News” journalists, er, personalities have a difficult time expressing anything but enthusiasm for Mama Grizzly Sarah Palin considering her “Contributor” status to the network. Nevertheless, the inevitable finally happened when one of little cubs strayed too far from the den and actually admitted it. “The only problem with […]

Rupert Murdoch’s Son, James Murdoch, Soon to be Prison Wife

Luckily for James Murdoch, son of media mogul Rupert Murdoch and current heir to the News International throne, gay marriage is becoming more popular these days. And considering he’s could be facing some serious charges on both sides of the pond due to The News of the World phone hacking scandal, James should seriously consider […]