Top 9 Moments from Saturday’s ABC News Republican Debate (VIDEO)

“We can start with his idea to have a lunar colony that would mine minerals from the moon. I’m not in favor of spending that kind of money.” Mitt Romney on the differences between himself and Newt Gingrich “I was in the Private Sector.” – Newt Gingrich, On his relationship with Fannie Mae and Freddie […]

Smack-Addicted Banksters Steal $7.7 TRILLION of FED Money

The banksters controlling the financial markets in the United States and globally have a serious smack addiction. So much so that they have begun to steal money from the Federal Reserve. And by “steal” we mean “generously accept” from FED chairmen Henry Paulson and Ben Bernanke over a two year period from 2007 to 2009. […]

Got Sap? Obama Sticks it to Christmas Trees

A Christmas Tree tax?! I was just as shocked as you when I heard that the Obama Administration had decided to slap a tax on a specific type of pine tree. What have Christmas Trees done to our economy that they deserve this tax? Do they pollute the environment by dumping their toxic pine needles […]

Crazed Apes Escape Penn State Zoo After Hearing of Firing of Joe Paterno, Head Lion Trainer

Thousands of screaming chimpanzees with smart phones in hand escaped the local zoo in Centre County, Pennsylvania today after apparently being startled by loud noises coming from a multitude of electronic devices surrounding them saying that a head lion trainer, Joe Paterno, had been fired. The situation was truly bizarre as nearly 2,000 chimpanzees escaped […]

Breitbart: #OccupyWallStreet is “Working From Hamas Playbook”

Seems like Donny Deutch’s Kent State moment comment rubbed off on some idiots at Occupy Oakland who decided democracy was for pussies as they outvoted a nonviolent majority of protesters on Tuesday and aggressively retaliated against police who had previously teargased them. The majority of the protesters had no interest in brawling with the professionals […]

Top Ten #IDontWantThisToComeOutTheWrongWay Tweets Of The Day

Some of folks were a bit miffed at our post today slamming Donny Deutsch for his ludicrous comment regarding Occupy Wall Street in which he said, and we quote (hence the quotation marks): “Obviously everybody is saying, they need to kind of clarify, they need policy issues — ‘this is what we want’ as opposed […]

@TheOnion Causes Freak Out Over Fake #CongressHostage Story

The story makes for an epic summer blockbuster. A group of armed men holding schoolchildren hostage in a “dramatic standoff” while making ridiculous demands with only their interests at heart. Sounds familiar doesn’t it? Well, The Onion, the world’s most well known political bullsh!t manufacturer, just connected all the dots for us and expressed what […]

Pat Robertson: Married People Should Divorce Their Alzheimer Stricken Spouses

Marriage for most people is a LIFE-long commitment that ends only when one of the spouses passes away. And by passes away, we mean dies. Headed to the Fossil Farm; checked into the Wooden Waldorf; promoted to Subterranean Truffle Inspector. You get the idea. However, Pat Robertson, host of the 700 Club and all around […]

NAILED! Alaskan Confronts Sarah Palin’s Hubby About Palin’s Resignation (VIDEO)

Moments after Todd Palin glowingly tells Iowa State Fairgoers to catch the action-packed summer blockbuster “The Undefeated” starring Sarah Palin as Super-Governor, a lowly little Alaskan popped up out of nowhere and rained on his parade! The unnamed patriot was caught on video by the San Francisco Chronicle’s Dollar Store Microphone Department, as Mediaite puts […]

Earl Zimmerman for President: Fighting Against Communisism

Here is Earl Zim-Zimmermann and he’s running for de–, Republican de-… Here’s Earl Zimmerman and he’s running for Republican… Republican. His name, his name is Earl Zimmerman… His name is Earl Zimmerman and he’s running for Republican office! President to be exact! Why? Because of blood-sucking, worthless liberals who are “trying to promote socialism and […]