PayPal Really Regetsy Ruining Christmas

The “fail blog of handcrafts” Regretsy has a problem and its name is PayPal. Regetsy has been making collections from their online following via a PayPal “donate” button, asking its readers to give a little for the holiday season (as we all should.) The website was raising funds for a gift exchange for 200 kids […]

Mitt Romney Denies Donald Trump Debate Love

Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has decided not to participate in the Newsmax debate to be moderated by Donald Trump. Mitt Romney is the third to decline the invitation following the lead of Jon Huntsman and Ron Paul. Following Mitt Romney’s announcement, Donald Trump released a statement saying, “It would seem logical to me that if […]

Donald Trump to Moderate Debate and Hot Dog Sales Challenge

In a surprise move, conservative magazine Newsmax has tapped TV person Donald Trump to moderate a Republican presidential debate in Des Moines, Iowa on Dec. 27. To assure the public he isn’t turning the debate into a media spectacle, Mr. Trump told MSNBC that he would make an endorsement decision immediately after the debate. “Rick […]

Rick Santorum’s Riddletorium: Religious Riddles for the Secular Humanist

During a meeting with the editorial board of the Nashua Telegraph, presidential candidate Rick Santorum took a minute to convey the opinion that the missing gaps in evolution are best filled by God: There are many on the left and in the scientific community, so to speak, who are afraid of that discussion because oh […]

Comedian Patrice O’Neal Dies at 41

Comedian and actor Patrice O’Neal has died of complications from diabetes at the age of 41. Patrice was a fixture of the New York standup comedy community, appeared regularly on Opie & Anthony, and appeared on NBC’s The Office. Patrice O’Neal was roundly regarded as one of the best and brightest comic minds of his […]

Herman Cain: A Dick That Can Get Things Done

On Monday, a Georgia woman, Ginger White, told a Fox affiliate that she had engaged in a 13-year long affair with presidential hopeful Herman Cain. White, 46, claims that Herman Cain flew her around the country on several occasions and has proof of the alleged affair. Mr. Cain’s immediate response was, “Here we go again. […]

Michele Bachmann’s Bitchgate: If It Quacks Like A Duck…

Jimmy Fallon’s house band The Roots called Michele Bachmann a bitch in a roundabout sort of way when they played Lyin’ Ass Bitch as she was introduced on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon this week. After an apology from Jimmy Fallon himself, Michelle Bachmann is still fuming and demands an apology from NBC. That being […]

Fox New’s Megyn Kelly Is Wildly Irrational, Essentially

On Monday’s O’Reilly Factor, Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly took a few stiff smacks at the hornet’s nest of common sense when, while speaking about the students who were pepper sprayed during the UC Davis protest, Kelly claimed that pepper spray was “a food product, essentially.” Naturally, those who reside on the Internets almost immediately […]

Tea Party Burning the Flag (Code)

When I was a teenager there was a word we used for hypocritical before we knew what hypocritical meant: poser. My friends and I lived and breathed BMX biking. We spent every summer building a BMX park on land the power company ran high-tension transmission lines through. These were the last open tracts of land […]

Boehner Cries: What Politico Didn’t Know

Politico’s Caitlin McDevitt has compiled a list of House Speaker John Boehner’s Greatest Weeps. While honoring Neil Armstrong on Wednesday, Mr. Boehner lost his composure and began sobbing uncontrollably, prompting Politico to assemble a catalog of Mr. Boehner’s public displays of cry-babery. However, multiple sources have come forward since the Politco article claiming the list […]