About Bill Dixon

Originally from Philadelphia Pennsylvania, Bill Dixon is a comedy writer and comedian residing in San Diego California. He is a humor columnist for PointsInCase.com and Editor and Founder of Dangatorium.com.

NSA Makes First Arrest In Cyber War On Terror and It’s One of Their Own

  The NSA has been secretly gathering information on people via social media outlets like Facebook and Twitter for the past six years through a top secret program. According to secret documents obtained by RestoringTruthiness, it appears the NSA has made their first arrest in the cyber war on terror and it’s one of their own: NSA […]

How Mainstream Media Can Better Handle National Tragedies

1. For the Love of Everything Holy, Stop Telling Me How to Make Bombs Stop telling me how easy it is to make a bomb. I spent the afternoon of the Boston Marathon bombing in L.A. traffic, screaming at my radio as they told me just how easily I could make my very own explosive […]

How To Fix Congress In 3 Easy Steps

Congress is broken. I don’t mean broken like, “I dropped my iPhone in the toilet and now it’s broken” broken. I mean broken like, “I dropped my iPhone in the toilet and the combined electrical charge of the phone and foamy toilet water inadvertently opened a door to a parallel dimension of ancient evil, a […]

Why We Need Assault Weapons

By Bill Dixon Whenever there is a national tragedy where the culprit deputizes assault weapons in some senseless horrifying killing spree, all of a sudden the nation becomes skittish about M-16s. Some might argue that semi-automatic and automatic weapons have no practical purpose besides killing people and I am here to tell you that this […]

What We Should Always Forget About The Sandy Hook School Shooting

I don’t want to know the shooter’s name. I don’t want one precious inch of psychic real estate occupied by a coward’s legacy. I don’t want to see exposes on cable news exploring the creature’s intentions. I don’t care about why it did what it did. I want to leave that kind of speculation to the authorities. It […]

Open Letter To Those Who Signed Petition To Secede From U.S.

Dear Crybabies, Recently, your guy lost a presidential election. I know, I know— total bummer. So, being the American patriot that you are, you have signed a petition compelling your state to secede from the United States. So let me understand, your boyfriend wasn’t picked to be captain of the high school football team so now you’re going to […]

Republicans Implement Plan To Suppress Women Voters

With female support for Republicans waning, the GOP is pledging to enforce tougher voting regulations for women this election season. “They already set up these roadblocks to keep African Americans and Latinos from turning out to vote in states like South Carolina, Florida and Ohio,” laments Democratic strategist Karen Watts. “That human strap-on dildo, Todd […]

Rick Santorum Drops Out: Comedy Writers Crestfallen

Presidential hopeful Rick Santorum has dropped out of the presidential race, triggering a wave of despair among not only Santorum supporters, but also political comedy writers. “He said he was in this thing for the long haul,” lamented one Daily Show writer, “I’ve got a kid to feed.” With Rick Santorum out of the race, […]

Ron Paul Drops Out of Presidential Race and Challenges Justin Bieber for Internet Supremacy

According to the latest Rasmussen poll, Ron Paul in a statistical dead-heat with President Barack Obama among likely voters. Moreover, Paul does best out of the four Republican candidates among America’s largest voting bloc, self-identified independents. If Ron Paul would be the strongest competitor in a general election then why is Ron Paul in dead […]

Snowe’s Departure From Senate Means Laser Tag For All

It’s the exodus of the centrists in Washington. Senator Olympia Snowe (R-Maine) announced her retirement on Tuesday. Her exit, followed by independent and blue dog Democrats like Joe Lieberman, Ben Nelson and Kent Conrad, marks the all but inevitable extinction of the moderate. During her press statement, Snowe lamented, “I do find it frustrating…that an […]