An Interview with GOP Frontrunner Mitt Romney

An Interview with GOP Frontrunner Mitt Romney

We caught up with Governor Romney at GM’s former Detroit home office, the Cadillac Place. RT: Thank you, Governor Romney, for sitting down with us.  Congratulations on your big wins in Arizona and Michigan.  Are you back to being “inevitable” again? MR: Yes, if only because the GOP has no real alternative.  I mean, have you [...]

Once Upon A Primary

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ONCE UPON A TIME there was a young elephant.  This elephant was – as elephants often are – Republican.  And as the young pachyderm journeyed through the jungle toward his polling place, he came across a crazy old man who cackled like a fool. “They think I’m dangerous,” squealed the old Texan Libertarian. “Why would [...]

Mitt Romney: MEX-HE-CAN!

Mitt Romney - MEX-HE-CAN

It’s a little known fact that in the spring of 1885, Mitt Romney’s great grandfather, Miles Park Romney, moved the kids, the dogs, and his four wives from Utah to Mexico.  It wasn’t a timeshare, margaritas, or even spring break that was calling him – although Miles did love pussy.  No, it turns out the [...]

Getting To Know Mitt Romney

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The 2012 GOP Primary will be underway in now just a matter of days. Republican frontrunner, former Massachusetts Governor, Willard “Mitt” Romney, is a businessman who spent his life in the private sector.  And as a businessman who spent his life in the private sector, he believes government is an ill-run, wasteful, incompetent organization that [...]

Getting To Know Newt Gingrich

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The all-important Iowa caucuses are now less than two weeks away, so let’s take a deeper look at the man a drunk Ronald Reagan once called “the Republican most likely to make women scream.”  With movie star good looks and an all you can eat physique, former Speaker of the House Newton Leroy “Newt” Gingrich [...]

Kim Jong-un: People Magazine’s Sexiest Dictator Alive for 2011

Kim Jong Un: 2011's Sexiest Dictator Alive

Kim Jong Un: 2011′s Sexiest Dictator Alive Sure, he’s easy on the eyes, but there’s more to Kim Jong-un than dazzling thermonuclear-brown eyes and a killer smile. North Korea’s new Supreme Leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of North Korea is 2011’s Sexiest Dictator Alive. Ladies take note: This Pyongyang University grad can whip up [...]

Trump Ankles “Newt Romney” to New Reality TV Show

Trump Ankles "Newt Romney" to New Reality TV Show

There have been more GOP debates this fall than episodes of “Dancing with the Stars.” This week’s debate, hosted by Fox News in Sioux City, Iowa, was the mid-season cliffhanger, and left voters wondering who will triumph and who will paso doble their way back to obscurity, which in Republican politics means either becoming a [...]