Police Body Slam Grandpa at Arizona Wal-Mart

Video games are the manna of every young boy’s exodus from reality. That’s why 54-year-old Jerald Newman was keen on treating his grandson to a couple of games when the family took a trip to Wal-Mart on the greatest shopping day of the year, Black Friday: a day to save and to engage in a […]

Glenn Beck: Gaddafi Death Will Play Out At Occupy Wall Street

Glenn Beck must think that Wall Street bankers are like evil despots who cruelly suppress the plebs they rule over with their gilded iron fists sculpted to crush US fighter planes. On his radio show Monday, Beck predicted the death of Gaddafi would be played out on the streets of America somewhere at the hands […]

Bloomberg Republican Presidential Debate Top Ten Moments

We thought we’d sum up the "highlights" of the recent Bloomberg/Washington Post Republican Debate held at Dartmouth on Tuesday. Most of the discussion was just rehash of the same-old same-old. And considering this was a "kitchen table" style debate, no wonder families in America don’t eat dinner together anymore. The scene was like a sad […]

Is “Goldman Sachs Rules The World” Stock Trader, Alessio Rastani, a Member of Yes Men?

If you haven’t heard of The Yes Men, you are in for it! Literally! Well, okay, only if you’re one of the big-time “leaders and big corporations who put profits ahead of everything else.” According to their Wikipedia entry: The Yes Men are a culture jamming activist duo and network of supporters created by Andy […]

“Ron Paul 2012!” Says Drunk Guy

If you would just read your constitution, you would know that you have every right to be FUBARed while driving as long as you don’t hurt anything. It says so right there in the First Amendment: Congress shall make no law disrespecting an establishment of my right to get FUBARed, or prohibiting the free exercise […]

Michele Bachmann Celebrates Elvis Presley’s Birthday on His Death Day

John Wayne, John Wayne Gacy, birthday, death day, whatever. There all the same right? Whether it’s a child molesting serial killer or the day the King of Rock’n’Roll was caught with his pants down sitting slumped over the toilet seat, these are all things that are easily confused with their exact opposites in the case […]

Man’s Penis Gets in the Way of Health Insurance Coverage (VIDEO)

Man boobs are taboo in American society but the truth is all men have them. And all men have a chance that those man boobs might develop cancer – granted women are far more susceptible to breast cancer than men. However, not all men have the ability to pay for the costly medical expenses one […]

Did You Get The Memo? Wisconsin Voters Should Mail Their Absentee Ballots in AFTER the Election

Thank God for the teachers that taught the Wisconsin voters how to read! After a ballot application flyer was sent out to at least two heavily Democratic districts by the Wisconsin chapter of Americans for Prosperity, a number of keen constituents noticed some interesting “errors” that would actually prevent their vote from being counted. According […]

Marcus Bachmann in Modern Family

Bill Maher Panel Wants to Angrily F**k Bachmann and Santorum

You heard it right. And gee wasn’t it funny? Isn’t it funny when a bunch of Neanderthals sit around a shiny, glossy table with lights and cameras pointed at them resisting the urged to jiggle their junk come up with hilarity like this? Wow! ROTFL! LOL! OMG! So what exactly did they say? Well, they […]