Rick Santorum Wants You on his Santorum Sedan, Or Else!

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Recent Gallup Poll numbers for GOP Presidential Candidate Rick Santorum aren’t looking good. With Newt Gingrich leading with 31% and Romney still holding steady at 23%, Rick Santorum still flounders with only 4% of people supporting him for a run against President Obama in 2012. Monday, in an interview on Phoenix conservative radio station KRNG, reporter Jacob Glencannon asked Santorum why he’s staying in the race despite his poor numbers in the polls and near invisibility at debates. Here is an excerpt from the transcript of that interview.

GLENCANNON:  Hello, Mr. Santorum, Thank you for taking my questions.

SANTORUM:  It’s my pleasure.

GLENCANNON:  First off, at this point in the campaign, why do you think you’re showing such poor numbers in the polls?

SANTORUM:  Well, Jacob, I think it’s partially my conservative message is not getting out there.

Last month it was the Cain Train, now they’re on the Newt Bus, but soon enough they’ll take a ride in the Santorum Sedan.

GLENCANNON:  That’s good. Santorum Sedan. Did you come up with that?

SANTORUM:  My staff developed that. It was either that or the Rick Shaw.

GLENCANNON:  You made the right choice.

SANTORUM:  Thank you.

GLENCANNON:  So here you are at 4%. What is going to move Rick Santorum up in the poles?

SANTORUM:  Well, Jacob, I think my conservative credentials speak for themselves and I have a lot of experience in the Senate and there’s a long time between now and the primaries. Accidents do happen.

GLENCANNON:  While it’s true that you are known as one of the most conservative…I’m sorry, what was that last thing?

SANTORUM:  Accidents do happen.

GLENCANNON:  What do you mean by that?

SANTORUM:  Well, you know, Jacob, it’s a dangerous world. Between now and the primaries a lot can happen to a person. Newt can slip in the shower, Romney can stick a butter knife in the toaster, Michele Bachmann can be eaten alive by angry squirrels while hiking. You never know.

GLENCANNON:  Are you suggesting that one way for you to rise in the polls is for your opponents to die?

SANTORUM:  Well, not die necessarily. If they do die, then I’ll most certainly see my numbers improving. But even if they survive, as long as the injury is debilitating enough to keep them out of the running, that would give a leg up, as it were.

GLENCANNON:  So, let me get this straight, you wish for your opponents to die so that you can win in the primaries?

SANTORUM:  Heavens no, Jacob. I’m a devout Christian man. I do not wish death on anyone.

If, by some chance, one of my fellow GOP candidates does die a mysterious death in the next few months, you can be assured that my people have had absolutely nothing to do with it. And, I’m sure my Super Pac, The Red, White and Blue Fund, had nothing to do with it either.

GLENCANNON:  Well, we’re out of time. Thank you for speaking to us today.

SANTORUM:  You’re welcome, Jacob. And remember, vote Santorum, 2012…or else. Just kidding you, Jacob. Gosh you’re so serious.

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