Cain exits … Anne Frank’s status updates … more Tebow-mania!

Herman Cain quoted Pokémon in his “goodbye” address. His reason for leaving: Pokéwoman. …

When you’re born “Ginger White,” you have limited career options: 1920s flapper, 1950s actress, 1980s floozy, modern day presidential mistress. …

Herman Cain forgot about the presidential vetting process. I’m not saying he needed to be Mitt Romney clean, but he couldn’t be Ginger White dirty. …

Although I support the 99 percent, I do not endorse their cologne. …

Does Neil Young secretly root for an Occupy Kent State? “Tin soldiers and Obama’s coming … ” …

Facebook unlocks every girl’s journal and puts it on the Internet. If Anne Frank were alive today, would she ever log off? …

Now that’s the kind of Republican debate I’m used to. (No black guy.) …

What do you call a sermon in Denver? A huddle.