Well, that’s reassuring Michele. Only problem being that same sex couples aren’t attracted to the opposite sex. That’s like telling a professional baseball player he can play sports just not baseball. Have a go at bass fishing. “I don’t like the smell of fish,” retorts the baseball player. “I prefer tight pants and catching balls.” Michele’s solution: throw the player under the boat (worm tucked between legs) and tell him to “Catch a wife!”
All joking aside, in an age of bullying, teen and pre-teen suicides this is no laughing matter. Not to mention, how fair is it to wake up one day realizing your husband abhors your signature tuna tartar?