Afghan Fashion Police Spot Endangered Cross-Dressing Transvestite

Afghan Fashion Police Spot Endangered Cross-Dressing TransvestiteLive Leak
In an environment generally hostile to native transvestites, Afghanistan has become inhospitable to the elusive yet fabulously dressed inhabitants. Which is why when they’re spotted, it is truly a moment of merriment.

That was the case recently when Afghan police officers caught a glimpse of the diva-ish eyes of one through the tiny slit of a burqa. And once they saw her they couldn’t stop giggling with glee! They immediately whipped out the camcorders and camera phones to capture the moment for posterity.

They knew this was a moment like no other. This was their opportunity to learn more about the mysterious master stylists and their impeccable primping habits. So they seized the day! Carpe diem!

If in the process they completely humiliate and degrade innocent fellow citizens, such is the price for the knowledge of beauty.

Officers asked the baby doll and her male friend, “Why are you dressed like this? Where did you put the makeup on? What is all this about? What have you two been up to?’

Removing her jewelry, she explained, “I was shopping for clothes.”

Reduced nearly to tears, her friend begged, “Please, officer, we haven’t committed a crime.”

Sure you did, dear. You wore white after Labor Day.

About Deborah Brancheau

Deborah Brancheau is the Managing Editor of, a political comedy website inspired by the political satire of Comedy Central's Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. Deborah's background is a smörgåsbord of experience. With a bachelor’s degrees in Anthropology and Theatre and a Minor in Cinema/Television, and a Master's Degree in Communication from the University of Southern California, Deborah took her heavily student-loan-funded education and became a sports-writing, high-school-teaching, graphic-designing, university-professing, broke-bum bastard. When that didn't work out too well, she refunneled her expertise into this new venture,