Pelosi Slams Perry, Gov Hurts, Cain Speaks Cuban

November 17, 2011 by Deborah Brancheau

Nancy Pelosi Can’t Remember, Gov Hurts for John Boehner, Herman Cain Speaks Cuban

60 Minutes | CBS

Nancy Pelosi shows signs of horrible genetic mutation that leads to deficiencies in three things: making lists, debating, and … oops!
Watch out! Don’t confuse Max Baucus, the senator exposed in Peter Schweizer’s new book Throw Them All Out: How Politicians and Their Friends Get Rich Off Insider Stock Tips, Land Deals, and Cronyism That Would Send the Rest of Us to Prison with Spencer Bachus, the representative exposed in Peter Schweizer’s new book, Throw Them All Out: How Politicians and Their Friends Get Rich Off Insider Stock Tips, Land Deals, and Cronyism That Would Send the Rest of Us to Prison. Because that would be bad for Mr. Baucus’ image.
Gov hurts. At least in the case of John Boehner. And Politico’s Caitlin McDevitt wanted to know why, so she compiled a list of his greatest gushers. But our own Bill Dixon noticed that she missed a few.
Herman Cain learns to speak Cuban.

Insider Trading Congressional Confusion: Bachus, Baucus or Bacchus? (restoringtruthiness.org)
Boehner Cries: What Politico Didn’t Know (restoringtruthiness.org)
Pelosi aide calls ’60 Minutes’ report a ‘smear’ (sfgate.com)
Is Your Congressman Trading on Inside Information? (theatlantic.com)

Filed Under: Political Humor Tagged With: Herman Cain, John Boehner, Max Baucus, Nancy Pelosi, Peter Schweizer, Political Comedy, Political Humor, Political Satire, Restoring Truthiness, Rick Perry, Spencer Bachus, Throw Them All Out

About Deborah Brancheau

Deborah Brancheau is the Managing Editor of RestoringTruthiness.org, a political comedy website inspired by the political satire of Comedy Central's Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. Deborah's background is a smörgåsbord of experience. With a bachelor’s degrees in Anthropology and Theatre and a Minor in Cinema/Television, and a Master's Degree in Communication from the University of Southern California, Deborah took her heavily student-loan-funded education and became a sports-writing, high-school-teaching, graphic-designing, university-professing, broke-bum bastard. When that didn't work out too well, she refunneled her expertise into this new venture, RestoringTruthiness.org.

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