Benetton- In preparation for wresting with Congress over the collapse of the Super Committee and his jobs bill, Obama’s getting crocodile insurance.
- Rick Perry’s Campaign can’t afford YouTube.
- Keith Olbermann misunderstands the point of white supremacist biker gangs believing that they admit black folks.
- The Pope hates Benetton’s UnHate Campaign. After Benetton Photoshopped His Holiness pecking Muslim imam Sheik Ahmed el-Tayeb of Cairo’s al-Azhar institute on the lips in an image titled “UnHate,” God’s representative on Earth sicced his representatives on Benetton. The Pope’s reps issued a statement saying, “It shows a serious lack of respect for the pope.” They also warned that the Vatican was looking at measures to protect the pontiff’s image. So kissing = bad. Molesting = meh.
- Congress has determined that pizza is a vegetable. Americans have determined that one pizza CEO is a vegetable.
- Herman Cain: “I’m not supposed to know anything about foreign policy. Just thought I’d throw that out.” He said that. We didn’t.
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