Political musings … updated Nov. 12

Occupy Wall Street will never become Main Street.

The problem with the movement is that its slogan always is, “Something is wrong but I don’t know what!”

It’s time to figure out the “what.”

Is it more taxes? If so, to whom? When? What about just cutting loopholes?

Generating revenue is tricky, but someone’s gotta do it. Answers don’t come from ironic signs and pup tents. At some point the Occupiers need to grab calculators. …

If I were black, Herman Cain would be my crazy uncle. …

Does Alex Trebek have a soul? He spits facts and doles out money. He’s a trivial ATM. …

If Bill Clinton was eligible for a third term, would there still be an election? …

The 1 percent is willing to pay more taxes. Just don’t make them ride the bus. …

Ron Paul won’t be president as long as he’s confused with Jack Kevorkian.