Herman Cain Learns Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Stuck with an $800 Bill and a Crappy Mixed Tape

Herman Cain Learns - Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Stuck with an $800 Bill and a Crappy Mixed Tape

Just a day after accuser number four made her appearance on the national stage next to celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred claiming that Herman Cain went all TSA Agent on her on the way to Restaurant Association offices, a new woman has stepped forward with a truly bizarre accusation. Donna Donella, a former employee of the United States Agency for International Development (USAID) says Cain asked her to arrange a dinner date for him with a woman in the audience after a speech he delivered in Egypt in 2002.

“And after the seminar was over,” Donella told The Washington Examiner, “Cain came over to me and a colleague and said, ‘Could you put me in touch with that lovely young lady who asked the question, so I can give her a more thorough answer over dinner?'”

Donella wasn’t comfortable with this and was suspicious of Cain’s motives so she refused, to which Cain responded, “Then you and I can have dinner.” Saving Donella from the seductive powers of the debonair Cain, two of Donella’s colleagues recommended that they all go to dinner together.

Brilliant idea as Cain’s powers of seduction were weakened. The ladies reported that Cain exhibited no inappropriate sexual behavior during the dinner. He did however order two $400 bottles of wine and stuck the women with the bill.

“Damn it, Cain! You have burn us this time! We will meet again!” cried the women.

The next time the women heard from Cain was Christmas, when he sent them his gospel CD.

Oh the horror! The HORROR!

“It is on, Cain,” said the women. “When you least expect it, or when opportunity kicks down our door, we’re gonna air this little episode. And when we’re done having our fun, we’re gonna bask in the afterglow!”