God Hangs Out in Wal-Mart Parking Lots

God Hangs Out in Walmart Parking Lots

In case you’ve been wondering where the f*** God has been this past decade as our nation was attacked, we invaded two countries, our countries leadership has fallen apart and the global economy has collapsed (plus, of course, the usual – civil wars, floods, famine, earthquakes, tsunamis, oil spills, yada, yada) – apparently, he’s been kickin’ it in Wal-Mart parking lots.

Why? He’s been “redistributing” “armbands” to advance his “prolife” agenda.

As they say, “God works in mysterious ways.” And might I say, I am friggin’ mystified about this one!