Glenn Beck: Jews Talk Too Much

Glenn Beck - Jews Talk Too Much

Glenn Beck is sooo cute. He thinks he’s sooo BFFs with Israel that he can throw some joking jabs at the Jews over there and everyone will get a good old fashion chuckle. You see, Beck just came back from his “Restoring Courage” (no relation) event in Israel and upon his return he had some things to say about his new best buds:

I love the Israelis. I love the Jewish people. But they drive me out of my mind when they talk over each other. They’re constantly talking! I don’t know how that society even functions.

They don’t sound like Israelis; they sound like my family and they’re mostly Roman Catholic.

We were able to obtain some rough transcript of some of the voices of the Israelis as they spoke over Mr. Beck while Mr. Beck was talking. Here is what a few had to say:

VOICE 1: Get the F*** out, you meshugener!

VOICE 2: Who the Gehenna is this goy Glenn Beck and what’s with all the swastikas?

VOICE 3: Draykop.

But, you know, when I think of an ethnic group that talks over each other, from now on, Mr. Beck, I’m going to think Israeli! Or Jew! Whichever you decide is the one that does all the talking over of everyone else; because for damn sure nobody else does that!

So, Mr. Beck, thank you for standing with Israel! I’m sure they are going to appreciate this one!


Meshugener: crazy man.

Gehenna: Hell.

Goy: Non-Jew.

Draykop: someone who talks about nothing and gives you a headache.