Muammar Gaddafi Hearts Condoleeza Rice

Muammar Gaddafi Hearts Condoleeza Rice

File this one under “OMG, Eeeewwwww!” Poor, poor, poor former Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice! Whatever your feelings are about the Bush Administration, nobody deserves the treatment Ms. Rice apparently has been receiving from, of all people, evil dictator and Emperor Palpatine impersonator Muammar Gaddafi.

After storming the compound, Libyan rebels discovered what will go down as the most embarrassing celebrity-politician/fascist-dictator crush of all-time – a photo-album created by Muammar Gaddafi and dedicated entirely to his one and only “Leezza, Leezza, Leezza.”

As Muamee puts it:

I support my darling black African woman. I admire and am very proud of the way she leans back and gives orders to the Arab leaders … Leezza, Leezza, Leezza. … I love her very much. I admire her and I’m proud of her because she’s a black woman of African origin.

Without even seeing the photos of the photo album, State Department Spokesperson Victoria Nuland was already heebie-jeebied about it! “I think I don’t need to see the photos, but bizarre and creepy are good adjectives to describe much of Gadhafi’s behavior,” Nuland told “It doesn’t surprise me.  It’s deeply bizarre and deeply creepy, though, if it is as you described.”

The photos can be seen here along with the confused faces of the Libyan rebels.