Last Week’s Top 10 Late Night Political Jokes

Last Week’s Top 10 Late Night Political JokesWith this week getting underway, let’s look back at last week’s top 10 late night political jokes (in no particular order):

  1. “Two things you need to know about taxes. They’ve extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it out to China.” —David Letterman
  2. President Obama is celebrating Passover with a Passover Seder. After hearing this, Sarah Palin said, ‘Ah, so he is a Muslim.’” —Conan O’Brien
  3. Tax day is the day that ordinary Americans send their money to Washington, D.C., and wealthy Americans send their money to the Cayman Islands.” —Jimmy Kimmel
  4. “President Obama released his 2010 tax return. It turns out that he made $1.7 million and spent $14 trillion.” —Conan O’Brien
  5. “In an interview yesterday, Donald Trump said he has a good relationship with ‘the blacks.’ Well, not anymore.” —Jimmy Kimmel
  6. “Trump is very reluctant to release his tax returns. Either he doesn’t make as much money as he wants people to think he does, or he doesn’t want anyone to know he claims his hairpiece as a dependent.” —Jimmy Kimmel
  7. “Gary Busey said on the ‘Today Show’ yesterday that Donald Trump would make a great President. Now Trump just needs endorsements from Randy Quaid and Charlie Sheen.” —Conan O’Brien
  8. “NBC executives say that if Donald Trump does run for president, they will not renew ‘The Apprentice.’ So some good may come out of this.” —Conan O’Brien
  9. “Donald Trump said he’d release his personal tax returns if Obama shows his birth certificate, which is probably the first ‘you-show-me-yours-and-I’ll-show-you-mine’ in a presidential campaign since, well, Clinton probably.” —Jimmy Kimmel
  10. “Obama will participate in a town hall meeting hosted on Facebook. So just like everyone else in America, Obama will be on Facebook when he should be working.” —Conan O’Brien

 

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