Al Qaeda Offers Camel, Chicken Bounty For Obama, Clinton

Al Qaeda Offers Camel, Chicken Bounty For Obama, ClintonJohn O'Neill - photographer
The Obama Administration may now realize why our national debt is way too high. We are paying way too much for our war bounties these days. Recently, the US offered of up to $33 million for tip-offs leading to the arrest of Al Qaeda’s top leaders. That’s an apparent overspend of a few 100,000 farm animals.

How do we know? Well, Fuad Muhammad Khalaf of the Shabab al-Mujahideen Movement, a Somali Islamist militant group, has offered rewards of camels and chickens for information on the whereabouts of President Barack Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

“Whoever reveals the hideout of the idiot Obama will be rewarded with 10 camels, and whoever reveals the hideout of the old woman Hillary Clinton will be rewarded 10 chickens and 10 roosters,” he said, according to SITE Intelligence Group, which monitors militant organizations.

So depending on where your loyalties lie, you can either score up to $33 million dollars for turning in Al Qaeda leaders or you could start a camel and chicken farm by hooking up with a Secret Service agent in Columbia. Your call.

About Deborah Brancheau

Deborah Brancheau is the Managing Editor of RestoringTruthiness.org, a political comedy website inspired by the political satire of Comedy Central's Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. Deborah's background is a smörgåsbord of experience. With a bachelor’s degrees in Anthropology and Theatre and a Minor in Cinema/Television, and a Master's Degree in Communication from the University of Southern California, Deborah took her heavily student-loan-funded education and became a sports-writing, high-school-teaching, graphic-designing, university-professing, broke-bum bastard. When that didn't work out too well, she refunneled her expertise into this new venture, RestoringTruthiness.org.