President Obama Endorses Same-Sex Marriage And Proves Evolution In One Day!

President Obama Endorses Same-Sex Marriage And Proves Evolution In One DayABC News | Deborah Brancheau
The debate is over. Evolution exists. We have the proof from the highest office in the land. Who needs the missing link when you have the President of the United States evolving right in front of our eyes?! In an interview with ABC News today, President Obama, who has said that his views were evolving, pulled a Biden and endorsed same-sex marriage! Yep, you heard right!

Obama sat down with ABC’s Robin Roberts and explained, “I’ve just concluded that for me personally it is important for me to go ahead and affirm that I think same sex couples should be able to get married.” What “for me personally” means, who the hell knows? I hope he realizes he personally is the POTUS. Anyhow, the interview is scheduled to appear on ABC’s “GTF Outta Here America” (AKA “Good Morning America”) on Thursday.

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Deborah Brancheau is the Managing Editor of, a political comedy website inspired by the political satire of Comedy Central's Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. Deborah's background is a smörgåsbord of experience. With a bachelor’s degrees in Anthropology and Theatre and a Minor in Cinema/Television, and a Master's Degree in Communication from the University of Southern California, Deborah took her heavily student-loan-funded education and became a sports-writing, high-school-teaching, graphic-designing, university-professing, broke-bum bastard. When that didn't work out too well, she refunneled her expertise into this new venture,