Breitbart’s Loesch: Virginia ‘State-Sponsored Rape’ is ‘Consensual Sex’

Breitbart's Dana Loesch Virginia State-Sponsored Rape is Consensual SexGage Skidmore
In case you missed it on Friday, because honestly, I missed it on Friday, CNN contributor and Andrew Breitbart blogger Dana Loesch decided to throw her diaphragm in the ring and explain to us all how the Virginia “State-Sponsored Rape” bill is really not rape. Instead it is actually just consensual sex.

In fact, it’s no different than the exact same consensual sex that “resulted in the pregnancy” for which the woman is now seeking the abortion.

For those that aren’t aware, the majority of abortions happen in the first 12 weeks of pregnancy. At that stage an ultrasound must be performed “transvaginally” – meaning popping a cold metal probe with a camera up the hooter and then wiggling it around until you get a great viral video for your YouTube account! And the best part is the state of Virginia now says you don’t need any medical reason to do so AND you don’t need the woman’s consent!

Nevertheless, Loesch believes that it doesn’t matter if you don’t have the woman’s consent to stick cold metal camera probes up her hoo-hah because that same hussy once consented to sex and we have the proof because she preggers now!

LOESCH: That’s the big thing that progressives are trying to say, that it’s rape and so on and so forth. [...] There were individuals saying, “Oh what about the Virginia rape? The rapes that, the forced rapes of women who are pregnant?” What? Wait a minute, they had no problem having similar to a trans-vaginal procedure when they engaged in the act that resulted in their pregnancy.


To that I say, Dana, please pick up your diaphragm and reinsert. We don’t need any more little Loesch’s running around. (God, I hope she really uses a diaphragm or something!)

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