Fox News Contributor and Femi-NOTzi Liz Trotta: Military Women Should ‘Expect’ to Get Raped

Fox News Contributor and Femi-NOTzi Liz Trotta - Military Women Should 'Expect' to Get RapedFox News
According to the latest what-the-f*** from Fox News, military women are being raped just a leettle too much.  Oh, and of course it’s all their fault for, you know, standing next to men.

Speaking in regards to a sex abuse report ordered by Defense Secretary Leon Panetta, Trotta explains:

TROTTA: I think they have actually discovered there is a difference between men and women.

Yes, of course. Women are empty-head Barbie dolls and men are savages who will rape said Barbies every chance they get.

TROTTA: And the sexual abuse report says that there has been, since 2006, a 64% increase in violent sexual assaults. Now, what did they expect? These people are in close contact, the whole airing of this issue has never been done by Congress, it’s strictly been a question of pressure from the feminists.

In other words: “Damn you, feminists! First you give us the right to vote, and now this! Don’t you women get it? Don’t you understand how men work? This whole feminism thing is a very dangerous slippery slope. And now we have the proof. We have gone straight from election to erection.”

Trotta went on to say that these crazy feminists who believe in protecting women from being raped and helping women who have been raped are the scourge of the earth:

TROTTA: And the feminists have also directed them, really, to spend a lot of money. They have sexual counselors all over the place, victims’ advocates, sexual response coordinators. … So, you have this whole bureaucracy upon bureaucracy being built up with all kinds of levels of people to support women in the military who are now being raped too much.

Fox host Eric Shawn did try to save poor Liz Trotta from her own self delusion.

SHAWN: Well, many would say that they need to be protected, and there are these sexual programs, abuse programs, are necessary —

TROTTA: That’s funny, I thought the mission of the Army, and the Navy, and four services was to defend and protect us, not the people who were fighting the war.

SHAWN: Well, you certainly want the people fighting the war to be protected from anything that could be illegal.

TROTTA: Oh, look, I mean, that’s — nice try Eric. This whole question of women in the military has not been aired properly, and it’s the great sleeping giant.

That said, here are a few other things that military personnel, not just women, should expect upon enlisting in the military:

  1. Bullet wounds
  2. Blown off arms and legs
  3. Burns
  4. Broken bones
  5. Death

And, f*** you, we ain’t gonna pay any more money for any of it! You lose a limb … DEAL WITH IT! We don’t want any more friggin’ bureaucracy, damn it! Your there to protect us, not yourselves! Therefore, you get to pay for your own recovery!

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